U a stoopid ho

Milan Kunc  -  Elements   (acrylic and gold leaves on canvas, 2004)

Super Hamster Bros.

i couldnt get this idea out of my head oops

LMAOOOO I M FCKING LAUGHING SO HARD WORTT

If childbirth is soooooo hard then why don’t u just lay eggs like everyone else u fricken morons

*gets tagged in ugly facebook photo*

*me flirting with someone* so i’ve never liked living in a body

anyone else feels incredibly weird about Stephen Hawking passing away or is it just me

he kind of just felt like one of those people who couldn’t die

like he had already figured out the physics of death and was like “no”

The older I get the more I realize lying is a waste of energy, its better to tell everyone the truth and let them be mad about it while you have a clear conscious 

Me, when I don’t do my homework and my professor asks about it

life hack

gummy lamas

And the less talented brothers

I love them.

How’re you gonna tell me those are the less talented brothers when one of them can fly

3/7/18

this is a call out post for my little trash man who wont let me go anywhere