reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

hello children,

this is deceit,

he be a snek,

watch out for his teeth,

cause he be a blep-ing

If you see this

You were visited by the magic kitten of rest. Reblog to have a good night’s sleep.

Please.

lets be honest, @therealjacksepticeye loves connor more than all of us connor stans.

It was only a matter of time before my autistic self combined my current Special Interest with my longest lasting Special Interest. May I introduce to yinz, the first half of my Sanders Sides Pokemon AU.

(Thank you again to all of yinz who popped by the stream! I plan on streaming again tomorrow, probably around the same time (4pm EST). I’m going to be working on Logan and Virgil then, so I hope to see you folks there!)

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I plan to write fics about them all soon, but here’s what I have so far:

-The Sides all live in different regions -Decided to go to Hoenn for various reasons and all meet there -End up sticking together after they finish the journey there and go through many regions after that; just kind of,,, never split up?

Patton:

-From the Alola Region, Melemele Island specifically -Lives in the same house the protagonist lives in in Sun and Moon -Has an older brother named Sun who is currently off on a journey (don’t ask where because I,,, haven’t decided yet) -His best friend is named Moon, and she goes through the events of the game while Patton is in Hoenn -Starts with Popplio -Is the oldest of the group, but just by a couple of months. He turns 11 towards the end of their Hoenn Journey. They all visit Alola on his birthday and a few days after so that Patton can at least start his Island Challenge on time, and after they finish their Hoenn adventures, they go back and travel through Alola so Patton can complete it. -The reason he came to Hoenn is because he wanted to find a partner Pokemon that he could use a Z Move with. His Popplio doesn’t want to due to trauma from its last trainer. Patton is respectful of this and won’t make it fight if it doesn’t want to, but he still wants to go through his Island Challenge using Z Moves, so he came to Hoenn to see if he could find a second Pokemon Partner -Because he’s from Alola, where it’s really hot all the time, Patton is always freezing cold. The scarf that he wears is actually Roman’s. -Is very strict about himself keeping to Alolan traditions and rituals. Prays to Tapu Koko before and after all big events -Constantly amazed by the Pokemon that are Regional Variants in Alola, but often gets in trouble because of this. He once tried to use Logan’s Magnemite in a battle against a Vulpix, thinking all Vulpix were Ice Types and having absolutely no clue that most are Fire Types. -Finds an egg while going through their travels, near Dewford Town. It hatches into a Togepi. He bonds to it immediately and does not let it out of his sight.

Roman:

-From the Sinnoh Region, Snowpoint City -Close friends with the daughter of Snowpoint’s Nurse Joy -Starts with Chimchar -Roman is a Coordinator, and a very determined one at that; he won’t let any rival stand in his way of becoming the best of the best of the best. Losses hit him hard, though. When he didn’t even make it past the first round of his first contest, he cried for a solid two days. -Came to Hoenn so that he could have his Contest Debut in the same place where Pokemon Contests originated -Since he’s from Snowpoint City, where it’s literally winter all year round, he’s always just sweltering. Gave Patton his scarf because he felt like he was going to have a heat stroke wearing it. -Whenever/however he gets Jigglypuff, it becomes his top Pokemon, to the point where when avid Contest watchers see a Jigglypuff, they assume Roman is around somewhere

(Logan and Virgil will be coming soon!)

Me: “How loud can you scream, Refurb?”

Refurb: (clears throat, eyes roll back into head) REEEEEEEEEEEE

I now have sufficient proof that Logan does fuck, and is fucking, the Crofters.

Logan Gets Horny For Strawberries, But It’s Canon

So fuckin aggressive, you know he’s boning that shit:

The laser focus only lovers could manage.

#Top10HottestMakeoutSessions

He just came. That’s an orgasm. He just blew his load, right here, right now, on camera, no regrets.

And my crown gold, the key part of my presentation:

Because you see, this is exactly how I envisioned the fucking ‘darling you’re sweating’ scene in my fuckin fic, and i’m Incredibly Upset, but also. 

Logan that’s so fucking SEXUAL, you WHORE

SOMEONE TAGGED THIS ‘MISUSE OF CROFTERS’ AND I DONT KNOW WHY BUT IM GENUINELY LOSING MY FUCKING MIND IM??????

GUYS WHAT THE FUCK WHY WAS I CURSED TO SEE THIS WHY SOMEONE SAVE ME FUCKIFNGDKJFNGDKLFGDJHKLFGDNHKLFGDNFKJGDNFGBDKLJNBJKRGSED

Where do I even start with this?

yeah but i can say i’ve seen a couple of these expressions in bed