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Wouldn’t it be nice??? If there was a list?? Of some soulmate ah reddie fics???

i love this ask!!! here are some of my faves!!!! :’)

“DON’T YOU FUCKING DARE PUKE ON ME”Those were the first words he would hear his soulmate say and if anyone was going to have some nasty upchuck, it would definitely be at Thunderpark. It’s a good thing Richie has a season pass.

Believer by @yallreddieforthis | T | 7,010 |

And wow. Wow and a half. Richie couldn’t have even dreamed up a guy this cute, although admittedly he’d been picturing some dude in baggy jeans and a beanie with a hacky sack this whole time. Which couldn’t be further from this…absolute snack of startled, prep-school perfection.

Lifeline by @s-s-georgie | M | 4,531 |

It’s a magnetic force that continues to pull them together, and just like with a magnet, the repelling side will create a negative reaction in the body, a push back of some kind. This push back is a sickness that cannot be cured by medicine, but only by connecting to the right match.

the writing on your skin by @eddiefuckinkaspbrak | T | 2,498 |

The au where whatever you write on yourself shows up on your soulmates body where you wrote it with Eddie and Richie.

It’s Always Been You by @wonderwheelzier | T | 2,342 |

At midnight on their 18th birthday, every person develops a mark somewhere on their body identical to that of their soulmate. Richie Tozier thinks the whole soulmate business is bullshit; there’s only one person he wants his soulmate to be, and what if it’s not him?
Everyone has a soulmate necklace with a charm that depicts your soulmates mood and whenever you’re close to them the necklace will warm up and whenever you’re away from them it will cool down.Unfortunately, before Eddie moves to Derry his mother tries to break his necklace and he losses the temperature feature so he’ll never know if his soulmate is close or not. It rips him up inside as he makes six new friends, one of which is named Richie who Eddie crushes on.

Clue(less) by endversed |T | 8,244 |

Every person on this sorry planet wakes up on their seventeenth birthday with a soulmate mark somewhere on their body – but it’s not always easy to figure out. It’s not their name, or their first words to you, or even some kind of matching shape. It’s not anything clearly indicative; nothing concrete (at first).No, all this mark gives you is a clue.

In a world where soulmates can hear each other’s thoughts, Eddie is royally and reasonably pissed when his soulmate is the most obnoxious (and apparently, starving?) person on the planet.

Wonky Compass by RanjantheVictor | T | 8,558 |

Everyone has a soulmate, and everyone has a mark on their body hinting who that person could be. But marks and soulmates can change.For Eddie Kaspbrak, figuring it over the years can be quite a challenge.
Soulmate!AU in which lyrics to your soulmate’s favorite song appear on your skin.

Bless You by @kaspbrak-eddie | T | 1,494 |

Soulmate AU where you sneeze at the same time as your soulmate, and Richie has terrible allergies.
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Games and Piercings (Voltron Langst One-Shot)

Based on the prompt by @ohwhataprettypinkhat ! Please do enjoy!

           Lance had a game as a child, being the middle child. He really didn’t get too much attention from anyone except for the stray little one or two. Or when something drastic happened to him, like a broken limb or something. Which is why he created the game. Whenever he would talk, and he would notice someone not listening. He’d say something crazy. He’d remembered one time specifically. He was maybe eight at the time. With a gap-toothed grin and a mint green band-aid on his cheek as he babbled to his mother. Wild hand gestures and crazy exaggerations as she chopped vegetables at the stove. He remembered her nodding along, humming ‘yes’s and ‘okay dear’s every so often as he paused.

           “Hey Mama, I’m going to go off to war and break my arm, okay? A hum.

           “Okay mijo, go have fun.” Lance frowned before he stumbled off. Later that day he did actually break his arm. His friend’s mom had to call the ambulance and Lance’s mother hadn’t even know he was at the hospital when his friend’s mother drove him home and talked to Lance’s mother herself. Lance had smiled as he was smothered with attention and love from Garcia’s mother. But, it wasn’t his mother’s attention. It wasn’t the attention he wanted.

           They’d never notice.

           Even when he went off to Garrison, the game continued. Telling instructors he was going to go clubbing. Or that he was off to become a rebel fighter. Giving loud, exuberant stories about sailing the seas. Hell. He told his best friend Hunk he was going to go throw himself off the Garrison room. All he got was a absent minded smile and a ‘okay, see you at curfew.’ Lance wasn’t even sure Hunk had heard the leaving part.

           Then he was a paladin. One of five defender of the universe, fighting an intergalactic war. He was the first one chosen in over ten thousand years. And still, when he’d make jokes, or give his serious opinions. No one heard him. After so many years of the same game, he’d finally gotten bored. So, Lance did the only logical thing.

           Change up the rules.

           Allura was one of the few who noticed him, so she helped him out with his little game. Smiled when he told her the rules. How he’d say crazy things to see if someone was listening. Except for now, just like that one time when he was eight. He’d actually do them. And see how long it took for them to notice the changes.

           First was with Pidge, he’d sat in a room with her for three hours. Talking loudly and in great detail about the new blue highlights he was going to get in his hair when they stopped off in the next planet. How they’d be blue and teal and he was going to look like a god damn gorgeous fucking mermaid. Pidge only ignored him, only noticing and greeting him with a ‘huh?’ after three hours of Lance talking. The reason she noticed him was because Allura had entered the room and called his name.

           He’d gotten his hair dyed on that planet, just as he said he would. And no one noticed.

           The next one was his first ear piercings, he had been sparring with Keith, spouting nonsense as they fought in hand to hand combat. Lance was losing pretty much the entire time. But Lance knew that wasn’t anything new. Keith barely could tell the difference from fighting a training bot from fighting Lance. He got his piercing the very next day. Allura had done them herself. After one of their self-care and venting sessions.

           And it just spiraled from there. Hunk was cooking one day as Lance was drawing and talking about a tattoo of the ocean themed Lion he was going to get to cover most of his upper left arm. Shiro was his verbal bouncy wall for both his right eyebrow piercings. Pidge, that was his tongue piercing. Keith caused his lip piercings, both of them. Hunk had driven him for the belly button piercing. Shiro had gotten him the star tattoos on the corner of his right eye. It was fun yeah, Lance loved the little changes in himself. Each one gave him confidence in his appearance, but they also hurt him.

           It was like a reminder. Each thing he got was a time he was ignored. Rejected and alone. There were like constant reminders of his failings to get the attention he craved. Even Allura was getting agitated. Assuring him that she always noticed when he added the more noticeable things, and being surprised and often delighted and intrigued to see the more obscure and hidden changes. Lance always smiled when she fiddled with his new piercings, buying him new shiny ones that she matched with her own ear piercings, when she admired the progress he made in training, or when she traced his new tattoos with delicate nails. In return he always helped to braid her hair, painted her nails. Hell, he’d learned how to speak Altean for her. She was like the doting big sister he’d always wanted. He’d always craved to have.

           Most of the time, it was able to shove away all of the bad thoughts. Enough to stave off the personal demons inside of him. Clawing at him and constantly nagging at him. Reminding him that he was just a speck in the universe. That he could die one day, and there would be not a single person to mourn his death or go to his funeral.

           Those thoughts hurt. Until eventually, they didn’t. Soon the buzzing thoughts became normal in the back of his mind. Fading to silence as his excitement and live retreated in the castle. Being reserved for celebrations on saved planets, or for the Alteans that paid him attention and treated him like the family he saw them as. The paladins only seeing the bored, indifferent side that Lance adopted to deal with the people who no longer seemed to even care what he did.

           At least, he thought they didn’t, but by the time they did notice he didn’t care whether they did or not.

           It was a planet with a higher rate of gravity and magnetic activity. Gahtic’al or something? It wasn’t in a tongue that Allura talked about very often, but Lance was sure he’d get it by the time he meant the natives. The only thing he recognized as noteworthy was as Pidge announced they’d have to get rid of any metal they carried on them. Lance’s eyebrow raised up. His tongue running over and rubbing against the metal in his mouth. He almost felt anxious. It’d been a while since his skin had been bare of piercings. But, Lance knew he’d have to take them out as he watched even Keith give up his knifes. Lance sighed as he stepped up.

           His hands were already reaching to his ears to take off his piercings in his ears when he felt eyes on him. Shiro was gapping at him as he pulled more and more metal off of his face. Then incredulous as Lance even pulled up his shirt to get off his belly button piercing. Shiro studied Lance up and down. There was three holes in each of Lance’s ears, one industrial bar, and two piercing holes in his right eyebrow. Snake bites, a belly button piercing. Were those tattoos on his skin too?! Shiro gaped. He. When? Lance. Who cared more about his skin and hair than he cared about his health, had piercings and tattoos? And dye in his hair?! Shiro looked around, seeing more dazed and staring paladins. Guessing he wasn’t the only one who hadn’t noticed. Maybe it had happened recently? Shiro looked back to Lance, who looked calm and relaxed. Shiro was in awe.

           The boy looked so different. His body was stronger than Shiro remembered it to be, it was still lean. But with obvious strength, power, and muscle tone that didn’t compromise the litheness of his figure. His hair was brown with shimmering hues of blue and teal that framed his tan and tattooed skin perfectly. His face was set in a neutral expression. Not unfriendly, more of a calm blankness that looked like it could change into the most heart warming smile, or the scariest glare in the world. With a sharp jawline and the soft glowing blue lights of the ship, Lance looked striking, almost ethereal. With sharp royal blue eyes that were trained on a smiling Allura. What the princess did next surprised Shiro.

           “Lance, your tongue piercing too?” Lance seemed to gauge her words for a moment before he got them. Immediately sticking out that long tongue, revealing a thick black metal piercing straight through Lance’s tongue. Causing Shiro to catch a noticeable shudder run through Keith. Almost making him smirk. Keith always had a thing for the blue paladin. And a thing for piercings. Keith had to be in heaven. But, how long had Lance had these piercings? Was Shiro so caught up in training and leading that he hadn’t notice so many drastic changes in one of his paladins? Lance grinned at Allura.

           “Thanks princess.” Pidge was the first one to talk, pointing accusingly at Lance.

           “What?! When did this happen?!” Lance quirked an eyebrow at Pidge, the expression on his face was friendly, but didn’t hold that same joking light it once did. Now it just seemed like a cool neutrality, as if he’d just noticed Pidge’s shock.

           “What? The tongue piercing? I got that…” Lance frowned and looked to Allura, [When did I get the tongue piercing again?] Shiro gaped as fluid Altean language left Lance’s lips, as if he’d spoken the language his whole life. The other paladins’ reactions were much the same as Allura answered back.

           [I’d say, eight months ago? Your newest thing was the industrial bar, which was about six months ago, and the tongue piercing was about two months before that. Didn’t you get it at that at the market place on Shero’sic?] Lance nodded.

           “Yup. I remember now. It was eight months ago. Remember? Because I got it shortly after my face tattoos.” Allura nodded.

           “Mmm, I still like your arm tattoo. But the stars are quite quaint.” Lance’s fingers brushed the two small stars just at the outer corner of his right eye. Bringing Shiro’s attention to the little stars that almost looked like beauty marks next to Lance’s almost glowingly blue eyes. Lance placed the peicings into a small bag for safe keeping and handed them to Allura to put with their other metal objects while they landed on the planet. Lance looked back at them expectantly.

           “Well? Don’t we have a job to do?” And Lance walked away from them with Allura, leaving four shocked and confused paladins in his wake. Just what happened to their blue paladin? When had his body changed so much. So drastically in front of them without notice? When had he matured into such a strong young man? Calm and patient. The gleam and innocence of a child no longer in his eyes.

           What had they done to him?

You wanted Part 2? You get Part 2

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Something Like That pt. 3

read it on AO3 at http://ift.tt/2vDEc2h

by carefulren

Lotor and Lance are at odds, being villain against hero, and when Lotor takes something that Lance cares about, Lance intervenes with some help.

Words: 2218, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

read it on AO3 at http://ift.tt/2vDEc2h

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After War

read it on AO3 at http://ift.tt/2v3Y3dQ

by Nemuikuro26

War is over and everyone will be back to earth. everyone are excited. except Keith. his parents were killed long time ago by Zarkon and he really didn’t have a place at earth. another problem is, he has special feeling for Lance. knowing once they get back Lance might ended up with other person, make Keith feels more reluctant. so he make unexpected decision.

Words: 1942, Chapters: ¼, Language: English

read it on AO3 at http://ift.tt/2v3Y3dQ

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Anonymous asked:

could i ask, what are your top 10 klance fics?

MMMMMM my friend rn i got abt 98 fics that are hella rad but i’ll cut it short nd give you 10

the galaxies when you kiss - lumberjackwikiA CUTE FIC W A RLLY GOOD ALLURA/KEITH FRIENDSHIP IM BLESSED
am i too flirty? - memesofbeesdeadpool lance and spiderman keith. HONESTLY ……….. GOOD STUFF
something i don’t know - thebrokaryoteskeith is afraid of thunderstorms and lance comforts him
of backups and outcasts - kasapeDRAGON KEITH AND PRINCE LANCE WOOOOOOOO
laughter lines - maundersingle dad lance meets keith and  ……………… this fic is so good please read ….
something just like this - klancekornerSUMMER CAMP AU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
king and a reaper - pastelclarkthe earth gets destroyed by a ‘deathray’, everyone grieves, lances starts a rebel alliance THIS FIC ?? IS PRETTY BADASS, LADS
castle on the hill - gameralexisCHILDHOOD FRIENDS CHILDHOOD FRIENDS
lungs - dreamicideMERMAID KEITH ND LANCE BUT LIKE …… CHILDHOOD FRIENDS TROPE this is so good i’ve read it like 500 times
perihelion - eclectricinklingROYALTY AU this is my favourite fic rn ????? rlly fuckin good y’all

THATS IT but if u want more fics pop on over to my ao3 @boys ;^)

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I... I need fics as well... Do you have any recommendations?

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don’t i always ?????? kgjehskjvdnkjsd i gotchu fam

but we can keep loving by jfcwritesTHI SKJFNKJVEF WAS SO CUTE KEITH WEARING LANCES JACKET WHEN HE’S SAD ((vld3 spoilers))
his own worth by stormfirejLANCE IS dEPRESSION™ AND KEITH IS PINING the end is so cute fam i die
fire in our hearts by thearchangelofsassSHIRO IS GONE , KEITH IS SAD, LANCE HAS A SECRET HE DOESNT EVEN KNOW ABOUT !! THIS IS ,,, GOOD
and at last i see the light by beautifulbaneJERBGJNFKEJFD TANGLED AU !!!!!!!!!!!!! W RAPUNZEL KEITH AND FLYNN LANCE
we lived at the carnival in summer by resamilleIF VOLTRON DOESNT END LIKE THIS THEN WHATS THE FUCKING POINT ..
anything he can do i can do better by communistfireworksKJDSGEJNSFEJEKGENFVKWJEHBJFVKJWNFVWKJSGBF KDNFLAKLNDGL BTCH BIRNTJVEKRNVK
i’m coming home by bluester007LANCE GOES HOME … HE’S ALSO ENGAGED TO KEITH ,, LIKE IM CRYING LOL
the whirling ways of stars that pass by mandalooreTHIS EKNRFKEFR WAS SO CUTE .. HHHHHHHHHH
revelations by aurora_sapientiaSKJKSFHG THIS WAS SO FUCKING CUTE AND I READ IT LIKE THREE TIMES KEITH IS SO GOOD WITH KIDS BLESS UP IM CRYING
sweet touch (you’ve given me too much to feel) by lavenderwifeKEITH HAS A HURT SHOULDER SO LANCE MASSAGES IT AND HONESTLY ?? this fic is just fluff and massages i love this so MUCH
lions in cages by curlKEITH AND LANCE GET CAPTURED AND THEY SHARE FEELINGS .. EFJVHBJEHRVKRSJ
got the baby blues by dairyfarmerdude …….. IDEK HOW TO EXPLAIN THIS BUT LISTEN THIS IS MY FAVOURITE FIC IN THE WORLD RN I AM SWEATING MY DICK OFF WAITING FOR THE NEW CHAPTER KFJNBBKDJBF

OKIE DOKIE DAS ALL I GOT RN BYE

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this is like so funny but terrifying¿ im laughing partially out of fear

I’m laughing entirely out of fear

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You would not believe your flies if ten million fire eyes lit up the world as I feel asleels.

Cuz they’d fill they fill the open eyes and leave sockhops everywhere you’d think me rude but I would just stand and

dance.

I’d like to make myself a fly. Planet eeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarth Sloooooooooowlyyyylle.

It’s hard to say that I’d rather Seal the deal when I’m a 𝕤𝕟𝕒𝕚𝕝. Cuz everything is never as it meeeeeeeeeeeeeeemmmmmmees.

Cuz I get a thousand bugs from ten thousand lightning hugs as they try to teach me how to fuck.

a fox trot above my hugs a sockhop beneath my 𝖇𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖘 the disco bug is just hanging by a thread

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Most people are born with three names tattooed on their wrist: Their true love, their biggest enemy, and their greatest ally. You only have one name.

And that name is Todd Howard

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