Fun fact: Arizona is the only place in the country where the state mine inspector is an elected position
Another fun fact: this is one of my favorite political ads of all time, straight out of 2014
I forgot vampire bats were a thing and thought they were referring to the folklore kind of vampire
the subtle advocation for kids to be playing in the abandoned copper mines is also not great
I will never be over or stop thinking about Karkat eating birds. It was such a brief little moment. Its never explained. No one ever comments on it or sees it in canon. Just a boy and his raw unplucked hummingbirds over a roaring fire immediately after being ejected from a 3 year meteor trip.
What kills me is that 1) He was left alone in a forest for at most a few hours and immediately went survival mode, 2) He’s never before shown even a smidge of the speed and dexterity needed to catch something small with quick reaction time AND flight, and 3) he didn’t even pluck the feathers, boi was just gonna eat them with feathers on
how the fuck does anyone watch one piece when it looks like that 💀
not a day goes by where i dont think about her and i dont even watch one piece. this is like getting cancer from second hand smoke
They squished her waist so much her organs got pushed into her tits, tragic
telling a joke on tumblr is fun but watch out! if it gets over 1000 notes your joke is automatically exposed to people who have never once heard a joke in their life.
"why would you say that" because it was funny. "but that isn't true" it's the funniest way to express that sentiment. "why would you do that" because it's a joke.
*notices the threshold approaching* Hey OP can you explain why you are deciding to ignore autistic people who have trouble determining tone or humor? this is blatant ableeeaddsaaaaaafdghhaaaaayhyhjihhssaaaaaagh *continues to be electrocuted as my dining chair i am tied to is dipped into the electric eels tank*
This is UNCANNY.
This genre of re-enactment of video game logic/bugs/behaviour will never cease to be immensely funny
Not to mention everyone who does it is so insanely talented at portraying not only the vibes, but being dead on with the motion. I mean the courier in this alone has amazing core strength and rag dolls the EXACT way that bodies do in game. It’s honestly incredible.
Mods? Take him to the stump of his favorite childhood tree.
Mods, make him busy during a friends planned trip so he misses out on the new inside joke.
Mods… change the smell of his parents house.
look boss, our quarterly "subjection to the brutalities of the Absurd" budget is almost blown already. can we not just shoot this one twice in the back of the head and call it a day?
It's so fucked up that digging a bunch of holes works so well at reversing desertification
I hate that so much discourse into fighting climate change is talking about bioenginerring a special kind of seaweed that removes microplastics or whatever other venture-capital-viable startup idea when we have known for forever about shit like digging crescent shaped holes to catch rainwater and turning barren land hospitable
why did no one tell me quantum computers looked like that
what the fuck
Spaghetti TARDIS
Do you think theres someone out there on this site who is completely non lgbt yet has all their identity written out in their bio in the format of someone with detailed microlabels
I found him!
I moved recently to start a new job and part of my commute now involves one of those high capacity toll booths where a two lane road suddenly flares out into 5-7 lanes of total anarchy with no lines anywhere, and then narrows back down to two lanes again, and we're just supposed to sort ourselves out? Who designed this
anyway I dreamed up this helpful anatomical guide on the drive home
terrifying deleted scene from skinamarink
I...tried to make a meme and got carried away and made A Thing that is like partially unfinished because i spent like 3 hours on it and then got tired.
I think this is mostly scientifically accurate but truth be told, there seems to be relatively little research on succession in regards to lawns specifically (as opposed to like, pastures). I am not exaggerating how bad they are for biodiversity though—recent research has referred to them as "ecological deserts."
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task manager kill this man
ceaseless watcher turn your gaze upon this wretched programme
i love being a hater of media that i’ve never seen or listened to. no i will not give it a chance. it’s called listening to my heart
Satanic manufacturing cannot appear in the realm of god
