John Watson is bi, bye.

A night testing the light rig with Waxlimbs in the studio. 

ryan: how long have you been a demon?

shane: that’s disgusting. and wrong. I don’t even get— why would— I’ve never been a demon anytime, anywhere. it’s none of your— you have— the nerve, the audacity. satan isn’t my boss, technically, and he is terrible morals-wise. and— and how do I know, frankly, that you’re not a demon? maybe you are. maybe you’re trying to throw me off? hmm check and mate

buzzfeed unsolved drinking game: take a shot every time the postmortem lighting changes

I wish you had never pointed this out, oh god

y’all buzzfeed started this fucking wildass podcast called thirst aid kit (thank you to @eighteenofmyroses) where each episode is literally 30-40 minutes of two straight women drooling over famous dudes and writing smut about them

I can do without the real person fic but otherwise can we PLEASE start some shit like for queer women??

episode 1: the duality of Stephanie Beatriz, ie, I want to go to a craft store and adopt a cat with Stephanie Beatriz but Rosa Diaz can fuck me against a wall 

episode 2: a definitive ranking of female Marvel characters who are formally invited to kick my ass (@ Elektra, Melinda May, and Negasonic Teenage Warhead)

episode 3: Daisy Ridley and her abs need to come out already, an in-depth thirstvestigation 

episode 4: when will Hayley Kiyoko do a longing gay dance around me 

shane punching ryan’s phone out of his hands in ryan’s instagram story is my 2k17 overall mood

can u believe that ryan bergara had to watch the footage of Shane telling the camera man that he wished he could stop thinking and get caught up in the experience the way Ryan does bc i do all the goddamn time

hey who told you you could make me feel like this

the incredibly lucidity with which i can imagine sherlock and magnussen standing outside appledore with the helicopter going and sherlock pulls out johns gun and magnussen is like “what the hell is that” and sherlock is like “you know what it is bitch”

"I wont hesitate, bitch"

johnlock meme  » 4 quotes ⁴/₄

“Portrait of a Burning Forest”

Waxlimbs, Toronto, 2016

Waxlimbs is performing December 7th at Sneaky Dee’s!

#this enrages me every time i see it for the simple fact that john mulaney would have been 15 when princess diana died #which begs the question #if he’s lying #does that mean he did it?

#he also grew up in chicago illinois not wisconsin

i cant believe john mulaney killed princess diana

@faithtrustandpixiedust95

Sometimes..... water that is clean..... is worse....

TUESDAY AGAIN NO PROBLEM

oh no this killed me

been thinking abt this speech