one of these days, it won’t be long... you’ll call my name and i’ll be gone. fare thee well, oh honey. fare thee well.

That’s right, call your friends.

• “*ruffles your hair*”
• “*finger guns*”
• “*looks through your stuff*”
• “*runs into at full speed*”
• “*kisses your cheek*”
• “*kicks*”
• “*pulls on ski mask*”
• “*licks lips*”
• “*leaps into your arms*”
• “*wiggles eyebrows*”
• “*drags you away by the arm*”
• “*rolls eyes*”
• “*gives you the middle finger*”
• “*pokes*”
• “*begins to tap dance*”
• “*eats a sandwich*”
• “*puts hands on hips*”
• “*gives thumbs up*”
• “*blows you a kiss*”
• “*punches your arm*”
• “*cracks knuckles*”
• “*starts rubbing your shoulders*”
• “*takes shirt off*”
• “*looks at disapprovingly*”
• “*wipes tear away*”
• “*taps foot*”
• “*gestures to come closer*”
• “*blows balloon*”
• “*gets down on one knee*”
• “*tackles you to the ground*”
• “*lights candle*”
• “*throws ball*”
• “*makes a heart with hands*”
• “*smirks*”
• “*gives thumbs down*”
• “*lifts you into the air*”
• “*blows nose*”
• “*paints your nails*”
• “*puts head on your shoulder*”
• “*trips you*”
• “*sticks tongue out at*”
• “*chokes on own spit*”
• “*flexes*”
• “*locks door*”
• “*glares at*”
• “*holds your hand*”
• “*pinches*”
• “*waves at*”