can you guys take my uquiz

excuse me WHAT

​nothing could have prepared me for the results WHY did you do this

LMAOOOOOOOO

This comic idea was suggested by @professional-woman-be-er

And when I tell you that I never laughed so much while making a comic before

depression is over it’s done it is obliterated look at this fucking shirt i found at the thrift near my house

i need you guys to know that when i brought this home my mom was like WHAT is THAT. well i think you’re the only person on earth who would wear that, good that you found it

i show her this post every time it hits another thousand note milestone. she thinks we’re all ridiculous but no longer underestimates the Gay Desire For A Fun Shirt

@imnotabandicoot if this isn't just the most you fucking shirt ever

I would wear that shirt in a fucking heartbeat you have no idea

low effort pizza tower animation because i needed to get this out of my head (audio is from vinny vinesauce: https://twitter.com/VinesauceClips/status/1784834822671573215 )

I love this so much, I’m gonna start saying “nuts” we need to bring it back

I love b&w proper ladies breaking character with “sonofabitch”

“OHH you’re following me, oUUhhh I didn’t know that!”

Potion of fucking idiot

his videos make me feel like I'm awake at 5 in the morning against my will and everyone else at the party is either unconscious or staring at the corner like the blair witch

it really is friday night when you think about it

haters will see you and not wish you a happy penis friday

wishing everybody a penis friday

did you forget to put up the "no monsterfuckers" sign

i did put up the sign but it turned out to be a mimic and ran away

apparently it was seduced by a bard

"But why do you follow all these people if they keep posting fetish art you're not into" do you have any idea how boring my dashboard would be if I only followed people who aren't into weird shit?

It's an unavoidable truth that interesting people are, more often than not, into weird shit.

Sometimes the weird shit is a fun bonus.

Sometimes the weird shit is the price you pay.

And sometimes, this is.

the bottom right:

drawing in roblox..

i’m starting a collection

(via FlimsyFlamingo on Twitter)

and my favorite:

yall r forgetting the best one

What abt when they r meaningfully changed by a soul-crushing traumatic event but relearn to love & be loved. what then

YOU. YOU GET IT.