"I could fix him" well I could be the one person he's nice to and soft with, while he remains just as unbelievably awful as ever to everyone else <3

Ciri: Bros before hoes.

Yennefer: Hoes before bros.

Geralt:

Geralt: What if your hoe and bro are the same person?

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Words:1374

Pairing: Nick Stokes x Reader

A/N: Oh my… I love this gif. Not 100% happy with this but it’s something for sure.

Request: Nick and greg both take a liking to reader, they flirt, they talk but nothing really serious is happening.Greg and reader go for breakfast (they are good friends)- they flirt just for fun,nick doesn’t know that.Nick sees them together in a booth all laughs and body’s touching.Next day him and greg have a little confrontation in the locker room, reader steps between them…If that sounds alright.Thank you :) - @pumpkinfriend

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“Alright, calm down the both of you.” you laughed as you tried to break up their little dispute.

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•Another Hatake•

this is a part of my milestone event

request: HELLO MY KWEEN!!!! Congrats on 400 I’m so happy for u ♥️♥️🥰🥰🥰♥️ For your event can I please request kakashi from naruto + established relationship + breeding kink with fem!reader? / @sookyshima

tw: dubcon/drunk sex

girls night out.

a classic, an entire night of drinking and having fun, playing cards with tsunade and dancing with kurenai. younglings were here too, ino, temari and sakura were all old enough to come drinking with you for the night out.

it felt nice and happy like always, tsunade and you getting drunk like there was no tomorrow, ino and sakura talking about something private, at least you assumed so. kurenai scolding both you and tsunade for being reckless and how she was sick of carrying you home afterwards, and temari just sitting there, enjoying the chaos that was going on.

you giggled as you slapped tsunade’s arm. “you cheated!” you yelled as you saw her sneaking a card inside her robe. “no proof, no talk darling.” fifth hokage said as she grinned at you. you laughed as you let the cards fall to the table. “ ‘m not playing!” you said with a tipsy voice and red face, all caused by alcohol.

sakura turned to you and tsunade then, seeing that you’re done with the game. “does anyone know when’s hinata and naruto’s wedding?” she asked, making you think for a second to remember the date. “i think like... in a few months? i’m n-not so suree...” you said, your giggling caused by the amount of alcohol in your body.

you realized kurenai seemed a little lost at that moment, you turned to her. “ ‘s everything okay?” you asked, making her startle a little with the sudden question. “oh! yes, of course.” she said while turning her gaze back to the street. “just thinking about mirai.” she explained with a low voice.

of course she was concerned about her 4 year old, sleeping alone while her mother is out with friends. “ah, she’d be alright!” tsunade said, bumping her arm to kurenai, making her chuckle a little. “yes, kurenai-san, brighten up a little!” ino said with a smile on her face, everyone trying to reassure her.

kurenai turned to you then, meeting your half-drunk eyes. “well, what about you?” she said, leaving you in a confused state. “ what ‘bout meh?” you managed to let out as you gulped down another shot. “well, your students are starting to get married.” kurenai said as she laughed, her eyes narrowing with the smile on her face. “isn’t it time for you and kakashi to think about having kids?”

your eyes widened when you understood what she was talking about. of course, it would be only natural for you and kakashi to have a baby, after 6 years of relationship and an engagement. “but... isn’t it a little early?” you asked kurenai hesitatingly. you started to giggle to yourself, alcohol making you all energetic and bubbly.

“no, don’t you want kids?” she asked you, eyes widening with interest. you thought for a second, thinking about how it would feel to see a little hand wrapping around your finger, a cute, little face, maybe looking like kakashi...

yes, that did it for you.

“i do!” you yelled suddenly as you slammed your hands down to the table, startling everyone with your drunk attitude. “i’m gonna g-go have kids, riiiight now!” you yelled as you made your way to the exit, hearing girls cheering behind you. “go get it!” sakura yelled and waved at you, while temari just smirked. “oooh, naughty night!” tsunade teased, making you turn back and smile for a second before you got out of the bar.

strolling down the streets, while your entire body struggled walking, you eventually made your way home. you looked at the house before you, towering over you as you smiled, remembering all those memories with your boyfriend. you indeed missed him, at least the throbbing feeling in between your legs made you think so.

you banged on the door loudly, yelling right outside of it. “kakashi! o-open the door!” you said, half-laughing. “kakashiiii~” you leaned on the door, waiting for a few more seconds before you felt the door creaking open, almost falling inside the house. you felt a pair of strong arms catching you right before you hit the floor, turning your head up, you saw kakashi looking at you questioningly, without his mask you could see his entire face.

“hi.” you said as you smiled innocently at him. “come inside” he said, huffing as he realized you were drunk as hell. he turned you over and picked you up, making you startle and closed the door behind you. wrapping your legs around his waist, you started to grind on him impatiently.

“you okay?” he asked and laughed at your desperate situation, too wet and hot for him down there to handle it. “no, i’m horny.” you said with a blunt tone in your voice, but he was used to your increased libido whenever you drank something. “do you want to sleep, or..?” he asked, waiting for you to say something, but you could feel his cock growing hard right under your crotch.

you kissed him instead of answering properly, giving him the idea with the action. he moved his hands to your hips, taking you upstairs slowly to your shared bedroom. he never broke the kiss as he reached your bedroom door, slamming the door open with his knee as he placed you on the bed, laying you down on the soft mattress.

he removed his baggy shirt with one hand quickly before towering over you, giving your neck kisses as he started to chat. “how was the night out?” he asked but you were far too gone to answer him, already dizzy from the alcohol and the fact he was giving you all those love bites didn’t help.

he chuckled as you moaned for an answer. “you’re drunk,” he said, looking for your eyes as he held your chin to make you look at him. “are you sure you don’t want to sleep? food? water or anything?” he asked, cocking an eyebrow as he kept counting the options.

you wrapped your legs around his hips, pulling him into you with a forceful move of your thighs. “kashi, just shut up.” you said with a slight hiccup interrupting you. he smiled down at your drunk face, all red and eyes filled with lust, his dick growing impatient as he started to rub himself on your clothed thighs. “if you say so.” he said with a calm tone in his voice you so loved, deep and making your clit throb whenever you heard it.

he started to get you undressed, removing your bottoms as you lifted your hips to allow him some more access. he tossed your clothes on the ground carelessly, he probably had to clean the place up later on since you didn’t have a clear mind at that moment.

he removed your underwear too, his hands brushing into your wet, puffy flesh, making you shiver with the sensation. “kakashi-“ you said, trying to sit up as you took his face into your hands. his eyes turned to yours, hands still resting on your hips. “yes?” he asked, you took a deep breath to find the encouragement you needed to say it out loud.

“c-can i ask you something?” you said, avoiding eye contact for a second before he cupped your cheeks, making you turn back at him. “go ahead.” he said with a curious tone, it felt like something important with the tone of your voice, you never asked to talk unless it was important to you.

“i... had some thoughts today.” you said, your hands finding his silky white hair as you stroked it with your fingers. “what do you think of being a family?”

he was rather surprised with those words that came out of your mouth, eyes widening with surprise. did you really want to become a family with... him? someone like him? were you sure?

but, seeing the glint in your eyes, he didn’t even question it. “do you want me to put a baby into you?” he said, a tinge of dirty, playful aura coming right from his throat as his gaze became lewd. you nodded your head, biting your lip as kakashi held your both wrists right above your head, giving them a tight squeeze.

“i will make you a mommy.” he said with no hesitations. it seemed he wanted it as much as you did. “give me another hatake.” he said, your eyes widening in happiness as he removed his pants quickly, feeling at his limit.

you always knew kakashi had some kind of a breeding kink, and now that you asked him to breed you for real, he was going feral. “i- i want to give you babies...” you said, eyes filling with tears as you thought of being a family with him. you both didn’t even think about holding back even for a second, just wanting to feel each other as close as possible.

“you will give me babies.” he said, a serious tone in his voice as you looked at his usual, narrow eyes. your eyes went down your crotch then, feeling a wet flesh caressing your cunt. his tip was red and wet with his pre-cum, too turned on by your helpless state under him, begging him to breed you nice and good. and he would, until you couldn’t even walk straight.

you moaned with the feeling of his tip rubbing your entrance, tearing you apart. you whined with the sensation, trying to relax your hole as best as you could, trying to fit him inside. he grunted with the tightness wrapping around his cock, as tight as ever. “so-tight... fuck.” he growled, trying to pull out as you took a deep breath, getting ready for the full feeling that is about to come.

you moaned as he pushed inside again, forcing his way into your walls as you whined helplessly. your mind was already too hazy and gone with alcohol flowing through your veins, roaming your entire body as your eyes looked numb to him. “i’m gonna breed you-oh, so hard. we’ll have a family, baby. fuck!” he let out with a grunt, not being able to hold his moans back.

you got used to the feeling of his dick inside you as you held your legs up, giving him more access in between your legs. he pushed his cock even deeper inside, surprising you with the sudden motion. “kakashi!” you gasped, your moans filling the entire room as he had to close your mouth with his hand.

“too loud baby, it’s late at night.” he said, giving you a dirty look in the eyes. “or do you want the entire village to know how good i’m fucking you?” he asked. you giggled through his palm slightly, imagining how everyone would look at you the morning after.

you put your hand over his, trying to interlock your fingers with his but he suddenly wrapped his hand around your neck, making you struggle in surprise.

he looked into your eyes, smiling as his eyes closed, giving you that look you loved so much. “good girl.” he simply said as he kept pounding inside you. you opened your mouth to talk but couldn’t say anything, the hand around your throat making it hard to talk as you gasped for air.

he started to move his hips faster, remembering his goal. he had to get you pregnant, and he’d fuck you all night if that was what it took. “you’re going to look so pretty.” he murmured, looking down at your belly as he imagined you, pregnant with his child. “you’ll look pretty when you’re so full of my cum, right inside this pussy.” he said, his hands motioning to your crotch as he played with your clit.

you wrapped your legs around his hips to get him even deeper inside, he moved your head, making you look at his pretty black eyes. he let go of your neck as you locked your eyes in his, looking deep into them. he loved seeing you like that, sweat running down your head, face flushed with your drunk state as he kept abusing your poor cunt.

“kakashi, harder!” you said, beginning to feel your cunt squeezing him as you got closer and closer to your release. “harder? greedy bitch.” he said, narrowing his eyes as your hands ran through his silky white hair. you stroked it, gripping on it as you felt him force into you with your moans. “i’ll give you harder, don’t you worry.” he said, making your pussy get even wetter with his words.

his pace started to get faster more you beg, he never stopped his movements as he kept his dick buried inside you, filling you whole, keeping you as close as possible. he leaned down, giving you a passionate kiss on the lips as he pulled away again, placing your legs on his shoulders for a new angle.

you screamed in pleasure, feeling him hit that particular spot that made you see stars. “kakashi! oh fuck!” you yelled at him, encouraging him to abuse your spot even more. “oh you like it? god- i’ll fucking breed you, you hear me?” he said, looking for your eyes as he noticed how your eyes were closed, toes curling with the sensation.

he knew you were close, never stopping the thrusts as he kept rubbing your clit quickly. he wanted to make you cum, feel your pussy squeezing his dick like you needed it.

of course you did, his good little girl, you only needed him to fill you up and nothing else. he loved that dumb look on your face whenever he fucked you senseless, adoring how good you look, all splayed out for him to use you.

“say you want my cum.” he said, you were about to reach your high as your hands pulled his hair, trying to relieve the tension growing in your lower belly. “i want your cum, oh please, kakashi! please!” you yelled with impatience, wanting nothing more than feeling his hot liquid running inside you, probably leaving you sore for a few days.

he grunted as he came at the same time as you, your cunt taking all his cum inside as you gasped for air. “so good...” kakashi mumbled under his breath. “what a good little pussy.” he said, praising your cunt for taking all his seed with no stop.

he pulled out of you, leaving some of his slick on his dick. he watched how your entrance clenched around nothing, his cum leaking out of it. he clicked his tongue in annoyance, looking at your empty-looking eyes. “sorry baby.” he said, pushing inside you again as you whined in surprise, sore from earlier. “can’t let you go until i make sure you have my baby.”

Cherry Pop no Jutsu (pt. 3) || Kakashi Hatake x f!Reader || NSFW

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Part 2

Word Count: 2600-ish

Look y’all, I thought about breaking this into 2 parts (for a total of 4), but didn’t want to be a prick tease by cutting it short during the money shot. That would make me mad as hell if I was the reader. Like, who tf would do that? Literary blue balls is the worst, ya feel? So, I went with the lesser of 2 evils and posted a long ass finale. I hope I've made it worth your while. 💦

Bring Your Pet to Work Day

i dont know why this absolutely shameless smut came to me at 1 am while i was eating a twizler but it did. anyways. enjoy!

type: oneshot

pairings: ledger!joker x reader (reader is a vagina owner but no pronouns r used !)

warnings: smut, smut, and also smut. daddy kink (oh yeah) and mentions of J killing someone. dominant J but he loves us. vaginal sex // teasing // fingering // cursing // a little overstimulation !

genre: smut & fluff

summary: you pop up at *work* (if you could even call it that) and make a scene after J explicitly told you to stay home. smut ensues (yup yup yup !!)

My sourwolf 😊 Miss him 😔

The Princess and The Witcher

Chapter 14: Your New Life

tagging: @harrysthiccthighss @jobean12-blog @book-dragon-13 @etheralmendes @marvelgirl7 @viking-raider

i’m sorry

Fluffy Alphabet - Sweet Pea

A = Attractive: what do they find attractive about the other?

Your eyes, your attitude and your kindness

B = Baby: do they want a family? why/why not?

Yes, later in life he’s dying to start a family with you, but won’t tell you for a while he’s scared of seeming too forward on the matter, and he wants to give a kid the family he never had

C = Cuddle: how do they cuddle?

Simple, but sweet; arms wrapped around you, fingers through your hair, a hand rasting on your hip etc…

D = Dates: what are dates with them like?

Lowkey, private and cute, dinner at Pop’s, drives on his bike, movienights at his trailer, going to the movies…

E = Everything: “you are my ____” (e.g my life, my world…)

Home, like, he’s never had a “real” home, so his home is wherever he’s with you

F = Feelings: when did they know they were falling in love?

When you were laughing and bantering at his trailer after a movienight, and he realized you weren’t just his crush; but also his best friend

G = Gentle: are they gentle? If so, how?

With you, very, at least in the beginning of your relationship, considering how much bigger than you he is, but after a while he gets used to it, and he knows you don’t want to be treated like your made out of glass

H = Hand/Hold: how do they like to hold? how do they like to hold hands?

He likes to hold your hand in class etc, but when walking he preferes to have his arm around your shoulders

I = Impression: first impression/s

He was straight up panicking the first time he met you because of how much he liked you

J = Joker: are they into pulling pranks?

Nope, and nobody tries to prank him either, they wanna live, after all

K = Kisses: how do they kiss?

Passionately

L = Love: who says I love you first?

Him, but on accident, he totally just let’s it slip out and is mortified

M = Memory: their favourite moment together

Cheesy, but it’s between your first date or first time sleeping together

N = Nickel: do they spoil? do they buy the person they love everything?

He wants to, and it tears him up a bit, but you constantly remind him he spoils you in other ways, and that you love him no matter what money he might have or not have

O = Orange: what colour reminds them of their other half?

The colour of your eyes

P = Pet names: what pet names do they use?

Babe, love, dear, sometimes ironically, sometimes not

Q = Quaint: what is their favourite non-modern thing?

He has this old polariod camera he got from his great uncle when he was a kid, he loves that

R = Rainy Day: what do they like to do on a rainy day?

Stay in bed, cuddle, eat and watch movies

S = Sad: how do they cheer themselves/each other up

Silent comfort, being around you and letting you know he’s there

T = Talking: what do they love to talk about?

Your future together

U = Unencumbered: What helps them relax?

Music, and being around you

V = Vaunt: what do they like to show off? What are they proud of?

His bike, his Serpent status and, most of all, your relationship

W = Wedding: when, how, where do they propose?

This wasn’t a big deal or a big dream for you, but he really wanted it after some years, and the proposal was very sweet and personal, and you has a small wedding with your closest friends and family

X = Xylophone: What’s their song?

You Can’t Always Get What You Want by The Rolling Stones

Y = You’re the ___ to my ___ (e.g the cookies to my milk, the macaroni to my cheese)

Gin to my tonic (he was very drunk at this point)

Z = Zebra: if they wanted a pet, what pet would they get?

Anything that needed a home, no matter if it was a dog, cat or rodent

NSFW ALPHABET- SWEETPEA (RIVERDALE IMAGINE)

Warning : smut (duh) , swearing , KINKS

NSFW ALPHABET - SWEETPEA

A= AFTERCARE

Ok so normally with a quick fuck sweetpea would be rushing the girl away not bothered Cos our boy got what he wanted. But with the girl he loved it would be so different he would probably hold her close to his chest playing with her hair, probably running his thumbs Ive the bruises and marks he created. CONSTANTLY ASKING IF YOU’RE OK!! Like my lil angel is sweet he cares. Sometimes you think he’d want to go for another round since he can’t keep his hands off of you!

B= BODY PART

LITERALLY ANYWHERE HE CAN KISS AND LEAVE HICKY !! But I feel like sweetpea would love thighs, the way they wrap around his thighs when he fucks you or wrapped around his head as he goes down. He’d love how soft they are and whenever he kissed along them his girl would shudder with anticipation. I’m feeling it .

I feel like sweetpea would take pride in his hands because their large and strong and let’s be honest could probably make any girl quicker just at the sight of them !

C= CUM

ugh ok so I feel like sweetpea would just cum anywhere. Wether it was over your stomach, breasts, your mouth, he would find it so hot to see you covered in his cum.

D= DIRTY SECRET

Not sure if this is a dirty secret BUT DADDY/SIR KINK. I feel like sweetpea would actual get hard instantly when being called daddy or sir, cause there’s no lie he is one dominant fucker and would love when you remind him who’s in charge. Also a bit of BDSM, nothing too extreme but spanking, choking, handcuffs etc. Just light BDSM.

E= EXPERIENCE

Our daddy pea is definitely experienced in bed and he knows it, he’s completely aware he knows how to girls swoon for him and cum within a few minutes.

F= FAVOURITE POSITION

I actual feel like Sweetpea would love to be on top of you watching you moan under him, he would 100% choke you, do not fight me in this. If he was on top in missionary position he would choke you whilst getting called daddy!! Everyone thinks missionary is so plain and boring but with sweetpea there’s no such thing as boring sex!

Also, you riding fuck out of him! He would actual die, looking up at you, boobs bouncing, he’d find it such a beautiful sight honestly. But his hands would still be tight in your hips controlling your movement

G= GOOFY

I feel like sex with sweetpea would never be funny or anything, it would definitely be very serious but filled with passion and love

H= HAIR

Sweetpea would either be trimmed down there or shaven, depending on his mood but he wouldn’t let it get to a messy wild state. But 97% of the time would be trimmed and tidy.

I= INTIMACY

As much as sweetpea can be an ass, he always puts you first. You mean the world to him especially in the bedroom, even in the rough times he check on you and makes sure it’s all enjoyable for both of you. He tried his best to make it a passionate, lustful, loving, pleasure .

J= JACK OFF

Sweets is a teenage boy! Of course he masterbates !! Of course he prefers your touch and for you to pleasure him but if you’re busy with homework or whatever he takes things into his own hands and sorts himself out

K= KINK

DADDY. CHOKING . SPANKING . Enough said

L= LOCATION

Typically he sticks to the house, wether it’s the kitchen table, shower sex or the bedroom he’s up for it. But our serpent boy has a rebellious side in him, he sometimes tries it on to get a bit of action during school in an empty classroom or at the back of the library. Of course you’ll fool around but wether you go the full way is a different story.

One of his favourite places to have sex is in the whyte worm, when everyone’s goes home and it’s just yous two left. He’ll bend you over the snooker table and have you scream his name .

M= MOTIVATION

It won’t take much for sweets to get turned on, but one thing that gets him going is seeing you in a skirt. The way the fabric stays against your smooth thighs whilst you walk around the corridors of the school, it drives him crazy. He also loves when you bite your bottom lip or lick your lips, although you do it so in innocently you’ll sometimes do it on purpose .

N= NO

Sweetpea is a very possessive, jealous person so one thing he’d never do is share his girl. He’d knock a guys head off their shoulders for just looking at her.

O= Oral

Sweetpea actual adores the taste of you, the way you let your thighs clamp around his head as you moan his name, the way your fingers run through his thick raven hair. It makes him so hard and he loves pleasuring you and making you feel good.

But damn this boy loves to receive, he loves seeing your head bob up and down, his favourite noise ever is u Gagging on his dick omg

P= PACE

Our boy sweets can go slow or fast.

When he’s had a rough day and he’s in a mood god help ya, you’re in for some rough dominant sex girl.

But he can be slow and gentle, taking in every minute of the moment .

BUT HES ALWAYS ALWAYS PASSIONATE

Q=QUICKIES

He’s 100% into quickies , wether it’s before yous go to school, before the whyte worm, he’ll make sure there’s time for yous to do the dooo .

He also 100% likes taking his time with you, making your body tremble for hours

R=Risk

Sweetpea is up for trying anything new, he’ll try something at least once.

S= STAMINA

Sweetpea Would try and last as long as he could, he’d want to go all night if he had it his way. But he can usually go ¾ rounds before getting too tired. But he’s always trying to beat his record

T= TOYS

He would use a few vibrators on you, but he would hate the idea of anything else except him going inside of you, but he’d also hate you using toys if he wasn’t there as he wants to be the one to make you feel good always .

U= UNFAIR

SWEETPEA WOULD BE THE KING OF TEASE. There isn’t a day that goes by where he doesn’t tease you !! Between that stupid sexy smirk and his hands all over your body he’d always find a way to tease you

V= VOLUME

Sweetpea would completely be into dirty talk, like he’d be very vocal that way, other than that it would be low grunts, growls and sexy moans . Ugh love him

W= WILDCARD

He would actual love for you to give him a striptease, the way your hips moved to the music whilst you loose all your clothes. It was perfect to him.

And sometimes when yous were in the whyte worm along yous go up and do your very own initiation for him

X= X-RAY

no denying sweets is a very large boy and I think he’s got a dick to match. I feel like it would be quite long, maybe 7 and a half inches, maybe 8, and just the perfect thickness to stretch you into heaven

Y= YEARNING

He’s a teenage boy! His sex drive is absolutely crazy, he’s up for it anytime any place and especially because his girl turns him in so badly !

Z= Zzzzz

If yous have sex at night he prefers to sit and cuddle you first and talk about life and the future and stuff depending on how long he’s lasted.But if yous are cuddling in silence it’ll take him roughly half an hour to fall asleep

Maul: Finally Kenobi, I will-

Anakin & Ahsoka: [Growls]

Maul: [Screams] Get you’re fucking Padawans!

Obi-wan: They don’t bite.

Maul: Yes they do!

Masterlist

This will be updated every single time I post something new! Requests are open for any SVU character/ship, as well as any other person/show that I know of (though I am primarily an SVU blog)

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Law and Order: Special Victims Unit

Sonny Carisi

Nick Amaro

Rafael Barba

Mike Dodds

Peter Stone

Elliot Stabler

We’ll Be Fucking [Sam Winchester] [SMUT]

Warnings: SMUT. FILTHY SMUT. ANYONE UNDER 18 NEEDS TO BOUNCE THE FRICK OFF THIS PAGE. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

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To Keep You Safe and Sound - Masterlist

Summary ➤ Stucky x Reader. Tangled AU, A/B/O dynamics. Tucked away in the mountains of New York, Omega! Reader lives a secluded life with her Alpha! Mother, until two unlikely visitors intrude on their solitude.