Cleaned my altar and bong today 🤗💕

show me your love spell 💙

a simple spell to help subtle or nuanced feelings be communicated 

💙  dry some rose petals and crush them, add dill. 

💙   sprinkle a pinch of the two herbs over an effect of the person, or something that represents the relationship. 

💙   make a little circle out of the rest of the herbs, put the candle in the center.

💙   Burn the candle and chant,

“By rose petals and dill this spell starts Draw me closer and show your cares As I’ve held you in my arms And you hold me in your heart.”

💙   SAVE THE HERBS IN A BAG or something. 

💙   If the spell becomes too much, so you can salt and burn them to end it.

SIGIL ~ COURAGE

Because I needed it after today and thought you might need it to, here is a sigil for Courage! Do what you want to do and be brave! You can do it! 

This is my gift for you today, lots of love and positive vibes to you my fellow witches ♥

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my husband of twenty years: i love you me: he’s just saying that to be nice

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“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

not even risking that shit

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

Because wise, I am.

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

Dracula Inspired Spells

Children of the Night Protection Spell

“Listen to them, the children of the night. What music they make!”

This is an alternative circle casting spell to gain protection by animals associated with the vampire. The effects of this spell should make you feel safe and empowered by the night, rather than fearing it. 

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Method:

See Me Now Glamour Spell

This is a spell to make your eyes more captivating, allowing you to draw in the gaze of your desired target(s). 

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Method:

Oceans of Time Love Spell

“Love never dies.”

This is a spell that calls forth your Twin Flame; a lover who has been with you through centuries of time.

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Method:

Hypnotic Kiss Seduction Spell

“I could not resist the temptation of mystifying him a bit, I suppose it is some taste of the original apple that remains still in our mouths.” 

A spell to steal a person’s heart and bewitch them through a kiss. 

Ingredients:

Method:

Meditations based on the Major Arcana

If you find yourself stressed or simply desire a different form of meditation, go ahead and pick one, or, better yet, have your tarot tell you which meditation you should do!

0. Fool – meditate to some calming music, find a nice track and let it fill your mind and body

1. Magician – recite a mantra of some sort, word or phrase, pick something meaningful to you, not just what the internet suggests

2. High Priestess – the practice of attending: look at and assess each thought you have as you meditate

3. Empress – focus on self-love, find things you appreciate about yourself, let love fill you and your soul

4. Emperor – count your heartbeats or your breaths 

5. Hierophant – take this time to recite a prayer to a higher being, speak a blessing of some sort, or your equivalent

6. Lovers – send love, good vibes, and blessings to a loved one

7. Chariot – focus on each body part separately, flexing and relaxing each part from your toes to your head

8. Strength – stand up and do the sun salutation or a similar yoga exercise, or if you’d rather, go work out

9. Hermit – ask a deep, philosophical question and ponder on it for awhile

10. Wheel – diaphragmatic breathing: breath deeply from the diaphragm, so your stomach moves but your chest does not

11. Justice – find five things or people you are grateful for and meditate on them

12. Hanged Man – the practice of mindfulness: simply let your thoughts pass by as you meditate, not focusing on anything in particular

13. Death – take a short nap! please wake up, though

14. Temperance – the practice of visualization: visualize your dreams about the future

15. Devil – focus on each sense individually, what do you feel, hear, see, if you want you can eat a small treat and focus on what you taste

16. Tower – candle meditation: focus on a flame, image of a flame, or some sort of object

17. Star – take a bath or shower and focus on the water cleansing both your body and mind

18. Moon – acknowledge your worries, then give them up or let them go to a higher being

19. Sun – sit in sunlight or other bright light and focus on the brightness, draining all your negativity away to be replaced with positivity

20. Judgment – focus on the energy within, how it interacts with the earth and others around you

21. World – stand up and take a walk, preferably walk outside through nature

Enjoy and may all be well with each of you <3

This sort of thing is actually how I started learning to read tarot. Ask your deck to show you something you need to reflect on that day. And then I had a list like this that I made of what each card was asking me to meditate on that day. This is lovely.

Simple book binding tutorial, very useful for making your own personalize Book of Shadows

Needed this!!!

When I reach 6k followers, which is less than 40 followers away, what would you like in a giveaway?

I can only do intangible things, but I can do some fun ones. I was thinking a death witch and spirit worker theme, but don’t know what to put in it.

Let me know your thoughts!

Y'all I am 9 followers away. What do you wannnnttt

How about some of your favorite herbs? And your favorite spells all written down

honestly a good partner isn’t necessarily someone who loves the exact same things you love but rather someone who is willing to listen to you ramble on and on about a particular subject that you’re passionate about even if they have little to no interest in it

this is so important

me: goodnight moon :)

moon: should’ve been saying goodnight 5 hours ago its 4am asshole get your life together

The more I learn about Satanism, the less horrendous it seems. Not even kidding.

That’s cause non-theistic Satanism is more about worshipping yourself and sorta treating others how you want to be treated etc

hail satan

satanism is actually really solid like the Fifth Satanic Rule of the Earth says not to make sexual advances unless you are given consent 

satan seems like a pretty nice guy

This week on “I didn’t know I was a Satanist”

Wait till you hear the Nine Satanic Sins

1. Stupidity

2. Pretentiousness

3. Solipsism

4. Self-deceit

5. Herd conformity

6. Lack of perspective

7. Forgetfulness of past orthodoxies

8. Counterproductive pride

9. Lack of aesthetics

That’s right. If you ain’t got no style, you be sinning.

*converts to Satanism*

it mentioned a rule above, but i havent seen the rest of the satanic rules posted here, so…

1: Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked

2: Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them

3: When in another’s home, show them respect or else do not go there

4: If a guest in your home annoys you, treat them cruelly and without mercy

5: Do not make sexual advantages unless you are given the mating signal

6: Do not take which does not belong to you, unless it is a burden to the other person and they cry out to be relieved

7: Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it to successfully obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will loose all you have obtained.

8: Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.

9: Do not harm young children.

10: Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.

11: When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask them to stop. If they do not stop, destroy them.

Today in ‘Shit, lets be Satan.’

I’m a catholic christian but this made more sense than some of the stuff in the bible does!

I don’t usually post things like this on my blog but I thought it’d be important for people to know that:

Satanists DO NOT worship Satan. “Satan” is the latin root for “the one whom opposes”. The name was purposlly chosen to piss off Christians. Satanists are opposed to everything religious, which means that they do not believe in God, therefore, they do not believe in Satan either. The misconceptions of Satanism come from the movies where you see people sacrificing goats and all that stuff, but it is not true. I have read the Satanic Bible. I can assure you that they do not believe in anything religious.

Throwing this back up here because I’m thinking about leading with it at the family reunion.

wow it’s kinda like perking your head outside a window they always told you would be dangerous, and instead… you find only another view, interesting

I’ve known about this for a while and I’m so glad someone finally mentioned it hahaha

I feel conflicted

It’s probably the cognitive disonance kicking in.

)O(

Trying to find something to motivate myself and I found this little line from Van Gogh

IT’S ALWAYS TEA TIME!