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Creativity is contagious, spread it!

@wolfish-trickster / wolfish-trickster.tumblr.com

Hello, Hati here. A crafter, wannabe artist and a writer. English isn't my first language so be kind to me please. On this blog you'll see a lot of memes, funny stuff, fics I like and occassionally my creations . Enjoy ♥
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And now, The Huntington’s tumblr is proud to present…

TIMELAPSE GIFS OF THE BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Photos every 20 min. Left: Yesterday (8/23), 9:10 a.m. through 4:50 p.m. Center: Yesterday, 5:10 p.m. through 12:50 a.m. today (8/24). Right: Today, 1:10 a.m. through 8:50 a.m.

The Corpse Flower, though in the process of closing, is still GORGEOUS and people are flocking in to see it. SO COOL.

[9/3 update: The Corpse Flower closed over a week ago.]

I'VE HAD THIS IN BOTANICS CLASS!

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kn1ght-l1ght

Posting this iconic piece of media that I just NEVER found online isolated except in an archived reddit thread

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x0401x

So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????

I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.

Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?

Saw a sharp increase in my follower count after posting this. The legitimacy of it is driving me nuts so I also feel the need to say that you can follow anyone on here regardless of whether you’ve interacted with them or not. People like the above mentioned blog are exceptions. Perhaps they themselves think they aren’t and therefore will act like they aren’t, but they are, trust me.

Just follow anyone you wanna follow. The worst thing that can happen is maybe getting soft-blocked by the other person, but if they do soft-block you, then they were never that worth following in the first place.

And here i thought i got this social media thing figured out... I thought this was normal like? I find a blog, i like what they post, i hit follow and move on

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the nuisance of our language is stunning

ahh but true slavs know they all have slightly different meanings ;)

english sucks because they have like 3 swear words combined

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mathemon

@one-time-i-dreamt can you answer this?

jebati - fuck someone

podjebavati - to screw around with someone

zajebavati - same as above but more joking and lighthearted

zajebati - fuck something up or fuck someone over

izjebati - could mean to fuck someone good or fuck someone up lol

ujebati - made a mistake

razjebati - break something

sjebati - fucked something up, made a mistake

nadjebavati - outsmart someone

jebuckati - to talk minor shit, also a more innocent way to say fuck

odjebati - ditch someone

najebati - get in trouble

prejebati - screw someone over, do something sneaky (bad)

dojebati - move somewhere, often said about people from rural areas moving to big towns

my personal fav - nejebica - state of fucklessness

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textmel8r

[ SMAU ] 𝐆𝐎𝐎𝐃𝐁𝐘𝐄 ! in which reader breaks up with the jujutsu kaisen men .

୨୧˚ incl; satoru gojo , suguru geto , kento nanami , toji fushiguro , choso kamo
୨୧˚ cw; angst , satosugu , mentions of infidelity in kento’s (he didn’t really cheat) , slight allusions to sex in toji’s
୨୧˚ an; ATTENTION! nanami’s contact name never changed?? so sorry about that pls ignore it + oh my lanta this was painful, EMPHASIS ON CHOSO’S☹️🤧
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Anonymous asked:

How would reader and Choso announce their pregnancy?

Ooooooh that's a tough one 😂

I can see it happen in two ways:

First one is Choso being extremely happy because it's something human and something new happening to him (and reader but reader is already human so she has seen pregnancies a lot through her liferime, choso never). He would do bunch of research once you announce it to him and after finding out it's a normal cycle of a human's life he would not feel the need to announce it to anyone. He would still be ahppy of course but he just wouldn't see the point if the rest of humanity sees a pregnancy as a normal thing. Reader will have to explain to him that couples announce it and their friends are extremely happy for them because some people have difficulty getting there (if ever). After that he would plan with you the best way to announce it to as many people as you can. But his brothers are first in line to know. That's a must. Plus Choso being more on the introverted side would want to have a small gathering of close friends, nothing too elaborate. Inviting people to your house to hang out, having fun for a while and then with a big grin announcing you're expecting. Some would want to come up to you and pat your belly but Choso would shoo them away asap. The only ones allowed to come close to you would be his brothers and your family members.

Second way i could see this go is him just bluntly announcing it midconversation. Like discussing something with someone and then be like "oh by the way y/n won't come if there's drinking involved because of the baby. Why are you hugging me?!". He wouldn't expect people to be this surprised about it. Like were they doubting him? Of course he got you pregnant, he wanted to start a family with you (as the family man he is). Once people started asking him how he felt about it as a half curse he would say the usual: excited and scared at the same time. But mostly fascinated about what a human's body is capable of. You wouldn't be so happy once you found out all of your friends knew before you could come up with a cute way to tell them. Choso would, of course, apologize and you would, of course, forgive him.

Thanks for the ask!

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im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

hey guys do you want to circulate the heirloom dancing spiderman again i feel like we could stand to do that

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Unknown, Uni, Us

University AU

Choso x female!reader

2/?

Word count: 2.5K

Summary: after entering university and taking down your rose tinted glasses you saw how ugly your highschool friends' personalities really were. You even start to think you'll spend the rest of your university life all alone. Little did you know you caught the eye of a quiet goth guy with a reputation. Will your heart be ever able to trust someone, anyone, again?

Warnings: typos, angst, fluff, slowburn, slow beginings, slightly ooc

Taglist: no one

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