I miss the Doubledilla

This is one of the best lesbian movies i’ve seen and it’s a fricking car commercial

YOU SHAVED THEM?!?

#he‘s so happy

remember when people listed privileges in their bio and “conventionally attractive” was sometimes in the privilege list? that was such a flex

it really was like imagine putting in your bio “i’m not ugly” as a privilege

“sorry guys my life is easy because i’m so fucking sexy”

my stupidity and my intelligence are not mutually exclusive

i can finish a 10 page paper in 3 hours but i also thought portugal was in europe for a good portion of my adult life

wait

Details: hands study; how to give life to rock.

another twitter doodle that i never posted here 

"What is she to me? Except a menace — a danger you’ve chosen to inflict on all of us."

Rosalie Hale

bobby flay really seems like he is a clone that just went slightly wrong somewhere

The 9 Iconic Actresses to play Selina Kyle/Patience Phillips/Catwoman.

the nature of thestanconfessions ensures that geniuses like this go uncredited and that’s one of history’s greatest tragedies

Bella: new at school, drives an enormous truck and calls Edward out for being a freak

Edward:

Listen I know this was probably made by some gross straight guy to make fun of twilight but…as a gay twilight fan…I stan and want to reclaim this

For the love of God, does anyone in this Golden Corral know CPR?

OH MY GOD

a selection of some of my fave reasons he decided to pull the plug