Breathe.

Do you have any leftover to share?

I might.. But I don’t know if I want to share anymore..

Did you document the moment? I feel like this is something you would want to show people. I really can’t stand judgemental people, it’s not like you were hurting anyone or effecting them. Well you’re in luck then because I won’t be stealing your food anytime soon.

I posted about it on my twitter. For real, I was just trying to eat my dinner.  Wait, are you vegan? That’s cool, can you still have fries? I have a few friends who are plant based eaters but will still eat fries but I wonder if they know that not every time the fries are cooked by itself. I know at fairs they deep fry the corn dogs with the fries.

Oh god, why would they even ask?! Let people eat all the food they want. There’s definitely nothing wrong with that. Food is good, no shame in it. If you share your spare food, I’ll share mine. We can make this a mutually beneficial friendship! Hi, I’m Yvonne.

They were nosy? Or concerned for my health.  I’m only giving away fries since I have to be able to fit back into my Valkyrie costume. Nice to meet you, I’m Tessa and this looks like the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

RUDE. I still have my car and my house, thank you very much. Why you gotta be busy when Donnie and Bianca got together in the first movie? You and your Westworld shit. Im not terrible at keeping secrets, I don’t know what you’re talking about and so? Its still full of secrets.

Do you? I’m happy for you, what did you do in order to keep your car and home? Well I have to film Infinity War, now that you know I’m on Thor’s team. I mean Donnie and Bianca are cute so maybe I can make time.. You are, you told my secret like it was nothing. It’s not your hair, it’s your big ol’ head.

That’s me all the time. I would order at least a meal for two or three to take home with me. I don’t normally tell them thought that it’s only for me, but I have let it slip out a few times, and whoops. I get so many strange stares because of it. 

That’s smart. I should definitely do that so I can have left overs but not too much leftovers because I never like eating the same food over and over. What?! Embrace it, love it! There’s nothing wrong with eating by yourself.

That’s just the name of the show, but I saw dumbest parties, brawlers and smartest inventions.

See I approve that. Eat as much as you want is what I say. No judging at all because I would do the same thing. Please let me have some! 

Yes! Exactly. Thank you. I’ll let you have the fries because I’m cutting back on those. Such a painful thing to do but I must if I want to be able to fit back into my costume for Infinity war.

Well I hope you did prove them wrong, I hate when people just presume like that. Now was it vegan? Otherwise I’m gonna have to pass on sharing.

I did, it was the best win, I’ve ever had. Right!? Like who are you to judge me for my eating habits? Not vegan.

Serves them right for thinking that you couldn’t eat that much. Depends what kind of pasta is it?

Right!? It was an off the menu but it was delicious, I think it was some kind of Alfredo Spirallini. 

I’d complain, but I’m literally the same way, especially with pizza. I can eat two whole pizzas on my own, I just try not to do it too often so I don’t gain like.. ten pounds. But it’s nice having someone that understands this.

He’s usually pretty good for not doing that, so I think you’d be safe! The only rule I have about coming to my place is you either have to bring dessert or Chinese food. God, I love me some Chinese!

Phew, that was one of my main concerns, well my actual concern. Oh I got you, what do you want from the Chinese restaurant?

Trust me, the same exact thing always happens to me. Everyone always doubts my ability to eat a lot of food, but man, I seriously eat like there’s no tomorrow. Oh man, you’re a lot nicer than me, I rarely ever offer to share my food, and it’s even more rare that I actually do.

Girl, yes! They underestimate us, like don’t they know to always trust a girl who can eat. I just love food as much as I love challenges. I mean, I was just saying I’d share, I won’t actually share.

Now that is what I like to hear. Honestly, a ‘serving’ size is just too damn small these days. I’m Lana, by the way. Happy when others share; less inclined to do so myself.

Honestly like who are they to decide what the right size is? Like if I’m hungry I’m hungry, I’ll work it off. Nice to meet you! I don’t always share, I was just being nice.

Well, what type of pasta is it? Did they give you a lot? ‘Cause I’ve always found that when I order pasta, it’s barely even an entire plate worth. Unless I just eat such an excessive amount of food that I can’t recognize normal proportions from doubled. That waiter sounds like a judgemental you-know-what.

It was something off the menu, something the chef whipped up for me. I think it was Spiralini with some kind of Alfredo sauce with shrimp. It was delicious! He was and he’s going to have to live with the fact that there are people out there with bottomless pits for stomachs. 

This happens to me way too often. It doesn’t help with the fact that I work out pretty consistently. I become so starved for food that I could probably eat a whole cow… Cooked, I mean. 

You kept up with your fitness after Southpaw? That’s really impressive. Yeah, I don’t think people would be fond to see you eating a cow in their farm.