it’s not gay if it’s on the moon

“i wish platonic dates were a thing” have you never gone out anywhere with any of your friends ever

Youtube needs a “never recommend this or anything remotely like this to me ever again” button.

an hour is only 600 vines long

so last night when i was trying to sleep y’know it was dark and quiet and my eyes were closed but then i suddenly started laughing because i remembered this gif

when u adopt one weird girl from the woods but that means adopting all of her weird-ass nerd friends

when u adopt one goofy boy with curly hair but that means adopting all of his weird-ass nerd friends

ok this is really sweet

dudes literally just be dumb af

I dont even need the “binky fucks my mom now” edit the originals are so much funnier

i just ascended into another dimension

I was not ready

Brother of the year. (via sugarsiah)

Please admire this rabbit who made a plan, then carried it out with calm determination.

It kinda blew my mind to learn today that “thou” was actually an informal form, and “you/ye” was the fancy one

Now whenever I see “thou” I read it in a tone kinda like “y’all” in tumblr posts and like… 1600s bible verses were supposed to be perfectly frank, not stilted. this changes everything………..

Waiting for an official statement from Gal or WB…but thats MY Wonder Woman

what the fuck

how could you waste a egg

a what

this is triggering

listen……. ‘my love’ is literally the strongest and greatest pet name in existence. there is literally nothin better than somone callin you that….. especially when things are soft and quiet and they look at you with utter adoration and whisper “what’s the matter, my love??” or “i hope everything is okay with you, my love” like oh my god?? let me marry you already

romanticize the hell out of your life tbh? romanticize the freckle on your left ass cheek or getting gas at the station before sunset. make every moment a good memory. make yourself feel special because you are special and I’m tired of this attitude where we attack each other by saying “no one cares”