Boo Hoo Cracker

*sobs uncontrollably for five straight minutes and then looks up completely stone faced* so does anyone like-like me

They should make an alternate version of boba tea called kiki tea and its filled with spikes

love being drunk texted actually. like yes think about me and wish i was here

mary shelley writing about a monster rejected and abandoned by its creator and dedicating it to her own father i need to smoke a blunt with her i need to give her head

i love the totally uncreative name of Needles. jonny sims was trying so hard not to name him Michael that he couldn't think of anything better

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"hostile work environment" and it's your boss hunting you for sport

showing each other their favorite toys

me if i were one of those Bichon Frisé on instagram lol

picture this, i give you a glass bottle and tell you to open it, but bottle openers are forbidden, how do you do it?

im talking about this bitch btw

give it to a butch and look cute

Jon in S4 hospital bed coma:

Elias at his bedside, sobbing: How could you do this to me? We are so understaffed

when i have a crush i dont kick my feet or twirl my hair instead i am in my kitchen at 3am pacing in circles with my hands clasped behind my back like a middle-aged divorced detective haunted by a cold case he just cant crack

richie tozier core

I need everyone to see this picture from the 4th article.

It will always astound me that zionists and zionist sympathizers just state things completely unsupported by facts. Like they deny don't cite a single fact other than "I just know" or the freaking Jewish Virtual Library which is a known antipalestinian and zionist resource. I can cite Avi Shlaim and Ilan pappe and other antizionist jews and Palestinian scholars and I can even literally point to Israeli state archives (because they document themselves pretty proudly committing crimes ACROSS swana) and then they just don't look. They just pretend they didn't see or they ignore it. Or they cite Wikipedia. Like no actually you cannot make assertions without supporting evidence and then pass it off as unadulterated fact. It frustrates me to no end the complete bastardization of fact and mixing it with Israeli talking points completely seriously.

I can point to actual ISRAELI LAW and they just ignore it. It's literally enshrined in Basic Law that settlement building is a national value. I can point to absentee property law. I can point to freaking imprisonment of children for months on end and they're like "well if Palestinians worked from the inside" like we have! What do you think the past 75 years have been!!!!

And the way they just completely ignore/try to discredit Aljazeera when they employ Palestinian journalists and instead cite nyt or cnn or whatever israeli newspaper... like come on. At least pretend you're not racist.

hmmm why does my uterus hurt and why do i feel kinda off. weird. surely these are not the warning symptoms of a predictable biological process that occurs on a regular schedule. anyway. im going to wear white pants today.