This little angry Flemish puppet is me and nobody can tell me otherwise
You can say whatever you want about the Amish on the internet without offending them.
Detective Pikachu.
Can’t risk it
sometimes i have too many emotions and sometimes i have none at all but i always always feel like i’m drowning
Learn how to swim Bitch
i made this post when i was in A Mood and all the replies are so angst and depressing except this Whole Ass Mood. Learn how to swim Bitch it’s 2018 we’re dealing with our problems
i cant believe i have to smoke this blunt with no pepsi
There’s people who have war in their countries
and i have a blunt with no pepsi
Wtf is that? A storm elemental?
Ball lightning fuck me all the way up
Excuse me what the fuck is this
you literally captured whats called “ball lightning” which is the rarest form of lighting
its so rare that we dont even know how it forms other than by heat, static electricity, and humidity
full of love (professionally diagnosed)
northern downpour// panic! at the disco
It can take days, weeks, even years to decide you love someone but it takes two minutes to decide you love a dog.
I love how confused adults get with our humor and vine refrences cause like i just replied to my brother with ‘four female ghostbusters?? the feminist are taking over!!’ and he just screams ‘IM AN ADULT VIRGIN’ and my mom still has no idea what we’re talking about
bf: babe come over
me: i can’t, i’m having an existential crisis
bf: my parents aren’t home
me: are any of us really, truly….home?
Excuse me but
W H A T T H E F U C K