I am so ready for the first of Halloween.

Give a ghost the right pair of shoes and they’ll conquer the world.

Super hot where I am today, so have a summer spook.

Send me pics of your ghost costumes :> 

Why is everyone into dom ghosts…?

They’re single and ready to mingle~

if I ever reblog a long as shit post, it’s this

sorry

notreally

It’s ONLY October 1st and already y’all are reblogging the weird shit!!???

This is the longest set of cursed images I’ve ever seen

I think you mean blessed images.

GEE FRISK HOW COME YOU GOATMOM LETS YOU HAVE SO MANY PARENTS

based on this

yeah that would be friday

Don’t mind me, im keeping this post cuz yes-

What if you could @everyone on tumblr

40+ year old men who seriously believe the young girls working at stores and restaurants are actually flirting with them just because the girls smile and are friendly are the most disgusting and terrifying things on this planet.

i keep getting messages from men over the age of 40 who were upset by this post and i’d like to sincerely thank them for proving my point so effortlessly. 

Sorry for the long-ass post, but I heard pokéfusions were back in fashion at least they were like two weeks ago, so here are a few friends!

Reblog if you think its just as bad if a woman rapes/assaults a man too

Tryna prove a point to my mom

Bob Ross probably loved lego

I’m not going to elaborate on that

Avengers: Endgame (2019)

this gets funnier with each passing year

im glad tom holland got a gig as vampire linguini in this new animated pixar movie.

SAME energy

not to sound like a mega whore but I really just want to cuddle with you and lay my head on your chest and listen to your heart beat for a while…

This is what it’s like living in Michigan

It’s a Monty Python skit.

Guy: *Singing* I’m doing some fishing…

Officer: *Emerges from the water with a grunt* You there, Sir!! I certainly hope you’ve got a fishing license!

Guy: *Panicking* Wha, no, I don’t!

Officer: Oh no?

Guy: *Screaming*

Officer: I’ll have you beheaded!!

@frawgs

mans is absolutely positively coolin

remember to stay hydrated this summer friends

my female role model? the t rex from jurassic park. she just screams and eats. that’s a mood babey

When you call somebody’s name but they don’t know where it’s coming from

This is genuinely frightening

You know when a horror movie has so many jokes it feels more like a comedy? This is the exact opposite of that

It Follows (2014)

I remember reading somewhere that there’s a fine line between comedy and horror, this video crossed that fine line like 10 times.