What's up, babes?

Changing my belief system from "this is the hill I'll die on" to "this is the hill I'll kill you on" has done absolute wonders for me 10/10 do recommend

"you really gonna die on that hill?"

"someone is."

@Capitals: KUZY’S GAME WINNER IN OT!! #ALLCAPS

can I get a job as an editor but the only thing I do is correct when someone uses the word "prone" when they mean "supine"

thank you wikipedia for this really good image

a helpful mnemonic for everyone

Official Pronis Post

one of the weird things i noticed watching the phantom menace yesterday is that when he first meets and fights darth maul, qui-gon and obi-wan both use it/its pronouns for maul. not sure what was going on there

the simplest explanation is the filmmakers want you conceive of maul as not-quite-human, some sort of demonic entity, being as he is an evil space wizard. the funnier answer is that the force gives jedi the ability to perceive people's pronouns and maul has some boydyke shit going on

the dark side of the force is a pathway to many genders some would consider.... unnatural

Proposal at the Boston vs Montreal PWHL game May 4, 2024

new favorite reddit user

I knew having Redditors cross-train on Tumblr would produce weird fucking magic.

It gets better. This Redditor went the full Goncharov.

Glorbcharov: Dishonor Among AI Thieves

Y’all missed the best part:

Category 5 Glup Shitto event

A little bit of an overreaction

B A B Y

ooooo

TINY BABY

may the 1th be with you lol

may the 2th be with ypu lol

may the 3st be with you lol

cinco the mayo be with you lol

Before you post on Tumblr, THINK!

T – Is it Terrible? H – Is it Horny? I – Is it Ignorant? N – Is it Nautically themed? K – Is it Kringe?

"why is the kendrick/drake feud trending on tumblr?" is a fair question to ask given that this site isn't usually known for being big into hip hop, but I ask you to consider that I still regularly see posts doing numbers about how hbomberguy murdered tommy tallarico. tumblr, first and foremost, is the bread and circus website.

this is a pliosaur i wish they were still with us

i love being a hater of media that i’ve never seen or listened to. no i will not give it a chance. it’s called listening to my heart

Found my 53yo very-much-not-online father in the kitchen today meticulously arranging cutlery on the countertop and i was like 'what are you doing' and he looked up at me with the world's most shit-eating grin and said "Your mother told me this is how you rick-roll the Youth" and i looked over and it was fucking. Loss.jpg.

i must stress that he's never seen the original comic. My mother simply showed him the shorthand symbol and he memorized it. As far as he is aware this is just a fucking hieroglyph that deals instant psychic damage to everyone under the age of 30

Please look at my baby she’s perfect and gorgeous and she looks like a smooth lump of clay in the sun