Welcome to the SMBee

Oki doki so judging by the state of my dashboard right now, the Twitter refugees seem to be arriving. Already I'm seeing some, uh... less than welcome interactions going on, so:

This is my fair warning: I have not yet had to use my block button for anything other than bots and a couple of stray terfs, but I am perfectly willing to banish people to the shadow realm if you decide to bring toxicity here.

This blog is completely chill with most things, mens' tits, block men kissing and rampant simping included. If that bothers you, that is fine; the block button is located under the three dot meatball menu beside my name.

If you are here from Twitter, welcome, despite our collective anxiousness over the mass exodus, we are happy to have you here. I wish you the best of luck getting settled in and hopefully you have a wonderful time exploring the communities tumblr has to offer.

sorry lmao its elon's fault

YOOOOOOOO Survived my first encounter with the Warden!!! That thing is terrifying but also Oh my Gosh that game night was so fun.

Thought I might share some examples of the chaos going on in VC, because we were having a ball. XD

(Warning for some swearing though.)

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Soph: *is telling us how her cosplay preparations are going*

Me: *is silent, exploring the city in the background*

Me: *accidently trips a sensor and makes a strangled noise of terror*

Soph: And so let me tell you, never work with fur! And you know who else is currently suffering? Pug! How you doing down there?

Me: *wordless sounds of panic*

Soph: You good?

Me: *strangled* Yep. Yep, everything is fine, I am doing fine, there is nothing to worry about.

Soph: OK the-

Me: DARN IT DARN IT DARN IT DARN IT DARN IT DARN IT DARN IT DARN IT DARN IT DARN IT DARN IT

Soph: Oh no. You didn't.

Butterfly: I take it that one just spawned?

Me, sneaking for my life in complete blackness: *whispering* darn it darn it darn it darn it darn it darn it darn it darn it.

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Soph: *continues to explain her cosplay plans*

Soph: Pug's being very quiet right now, you still there?

Me: *more noises of terror*

Soph: Oh, yep, she's just dying.

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Raccoon: *has found my precarious staircase down to the Ancient City*

Raccoon: Pug. This staircase is hell.

Me: No, you're on the staircase to hell.

Raccoon: Pug, a creeper just dropped on my head.

Me: Yeah, well I'm currently... BEING PURSUED BY THE WARDEN OH GOSH HELP HE'S LITERALLY RIGHT BEHIND ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!

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Raccoon: Only one Warden can spawn at once, right?

Me, currently sneaking away from one: Uh... Not sure?

Raccoon: Yeah, yeah I think so. Right, Pug, I can see you and I can see the Warden, you keep him distracted, I'm gonna go for that chest.

*3 seconds later*

Raccoon: NOPE NOPE WE NOW HAVE 2 WARDENS OH SHIT!!

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Me, trying to spot where the Warden is currently: Right, where is the jerk?

Soph: Pug, please, you can swear, I know you can do it.

Raccoon (snorting): Soph, it's Pug.

Me (as another Warden spawns right beside me): Oh sugar honey iced tea!

Soph: Really?

Me: You know what? I have a new name for this guy, he can be called Bitch Boy.

Raccoon: *chokes, laughing*

Soph: *starts flat out screaming*

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Me (staring at the Warden which is now stuck in a loop of setting off a sensor and tracking himself): Ok, so this guy is an idiot. Good to know.

Raccoon: Mine just stopped following me to go kill a bat. He is currently struggling to kill said bat.

Me: Ah, so he is stupid. This is good news.

Raccoon: ... Can you seriously not hit that bat, dude?

Warden: *kills the bat. Immediately zeroes back in on Raccoon*

Raccoon: Oh. I'm in danger.

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Soph: Hey, you know what would make the Warden even worse?

(Raccoon and I are currently both sneaking away from our own Wardens. I am chanting "no" over and over again. Raccoon is just screaming.)

Both of us: What?

Soph: Voice tracking.

Both of us: *go silent*

Me: Oh Heck no.

Raccoon: I think not.

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Raccoon: *is bridging out over the city, as has been their strategy for a while now*

Warden: *spawns*

Raccoon: Where is he, where is he, he'd better not be disrespecting my Skywars bridge, he'd better not...

Raccoon: *dramatic gasp*

Raccoon: That little bitch is on my bridge. How dare he!

Me, watching this all go down from the safe platform: *is cackling*

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Raccoon: Fuck.

Me: ... you good?

Raccoon: Yeah, all good, just flew into a wall.

(Raccoon was slain by a sonic blast from the Warden)

Me: Oh.

Me, realising: Hey, I wasn't first to die!

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And so, I survived! Raccoon, on the other hand, did not.

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we like to have fun here

I think it was redwinterroses who was talking on stream about how a lot of servers develop their own corruption block or lore, and in the chat we got to discussing the sort of corruption that's going on on our own servers.

And I talked about the bees.

So, I play on a little server with my irl friends, and we have a bit of an issue. With bees. We have never bred them, and yet they keep multiplying exponentially due to some sort of server glitch.

And because we're all dramatic and slightly unhinged, we decided to start building some sort of lore off of this glitch.

We built shrines to the bees, built a little house for a beekeeper (Herobrine) next to my apiary, which seemed to be the source of the spread. To everyone's surprise, the spread actually pretty much stopped after this. We thought we'd somehow fixed it.

Until tonight.

So, as it turns out, the bees just stopped multiplying in captivity. Instead, they started multiplying in the wild.

This is my friend Soph's hill behind her base:

Doesn't look too bad, right? Just a couple of bees?

That's only the ones I could get in the frame.

So, we decided to run around with a bunch of leads and gather up all the wild bees.

Here are the results:

After 1 small mountain peak:

Soph appearing over the hill:

Our combined finds from 1 hill:

Our final total after the whole swarm got blown up by creepers twice and we started collecting again from scratch:

So... this is the state of our server right now. Soph has decided it should be called the SMBee. She has made this pun 10 times tonight. We are both slowly losing our sanity. I want to build lore from this somehow.

Bees.