hur durdur dur do dis?

love that kids are emo again. i love walking into the grocery store or goodwill and seeing some teenage emo kid all decked out walking around with their mom or something

[talking about the body i inhabit] “idk i just work here”

STOP MAKING ME LOOK AT SCREENCAPS FROM THAT VELMA SHOW !!! I WANT TO PRETEND IT DOES NOT EXIST AND YOU ARE MAKING IT SO DIFFICULT

ok…. frog from calvin & hobbes instead

thank you :-) thsi is much nicer

MEAN GIRLS (2004) dir. Mark Waters

Reblog with your animal. It’s toucans for me

Only good reason for TikTok.

I'm single and I will cook for you every day just please do the dishes. I hate dishes. And when I cook there are dishes. This is the one obstacle to cooking. Please.

Shoplift a gender it doesn’t fucking matter

I buy all my gender from hardworking local drag artists, wouldn’t dream of robbing them. Do steal gender from grocery stores tho

always some kind of fucking temperature

being an adult = saying things like "i have dnd tonight so i HAVE to take a nap this afternoon or i WILL be cranky"

@Deyshaaaaaa_: Do y'all expect to wear mask for the rest of y'all lives ? @RaineyOvalle: In Japan it's been common courtesy to wear a mask during flu season, when you're sick, and when there's cedar and cypress pollen in the air, for like 150 years. COVID didn't invent mask culture, and I have no problem wearing one whenever I step out for the rest of my life.

This is also ablist af. I wore a mask on public transit before COVID because a cold could kill me and has put me in the hospital before. I have a selfie on a train in the US from 2019 wearing one.

Wanna know the difference now? My mask options are better. We have more that actually protect me better. I got to wear some super cool looking masks before switching to fully disposable N95s. I don't feel as awkward about it anymore. Keep mask culture. Maybe they'll make some cute N95s that work for my face. Maybe if more people wore them, I'd even less likely to get sick.

Yeah, literally been using masks as needed for protection and as a courtesy to others since 2009…I don’t get why people are so “done” with masks??

i miss the late 2000s trend where artists would play their own romantic rivals in music videos

now THIS was cinema

"But helping poor people should be voluntary."

And even when it is, people still have a problem with it.