in what corner of gods green earth is this a compliment

we're doomed

had a surreal experience at work this morning. i was the only person on the floor when we opened and a customer came over and was like "do you mind if i ask you for help with something?" and when i jokingly said "i don't think you have much of a choice to be honest" he replied "we always have a choice" and then we both just stood there opposite each other like rival wizards of light and dark for several moments.

it literally felt like this

they call me the bear because i make my girl whinny and poo

sorry..

i think hoodies with pockets are so appealing to autistic people because we never fuckin know what to do with our hands

also my items

👆👆 cant forget items

Too Online For Regular Friendships IRL, But Not Online Enough For Discord Friend Groups

“me when i lie” is the funniest way to call someone a liar the internet has cooked up thus far

Me after i gaze upon Medusa’s vile image