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you were not born with venom in your veins

@trevardes / trevardes.tumblr.com

V / 20s / Finland / aro ace / she/her / Critical Role, Succession, House of the Dragon, Six of Crows & Shadow and Bone, Star Wars, Stranger Things, The Witcher, JJBA, Jujutsu Kaisen, My Hero Academia, Haikyuu!!, Game of Thrones, Artemis Fowl, Tuntematon sotilas, The Silmarillion, The Nightrunner series, The God Eaters, cats. / Sometimes I draw @ #my art
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obsessed with jean’s colorful insults/descriptions so here’s a compiled list of them in order

  • you arrogant fool (abby)
  • you imbecile (kevin)
  • your ball-battered brain (kevin)
  • you feckless child (kevin)
  • those clowns (trojans)
  • pet goalkeeper (andrew)
  • the tiny bastard (neil) [LMFAO]
  • kevin’s pet monster (andrew)
  • the sunshine court [derogatory]
  • wholesome in an unsettling, unhealthy way (the trojans)
  • unhinged optimist (renee)
  • some plump shrink (bee)
  • that creepy little goalkeeper andrew minyard [PLEASE i was fucking DEAD he has no idea how funny he is]
  • you tedious malcontent (neil) [probably my favorite one]
  • an abominable cockroach (neil)
  • the wayward child (neil) [jesus christ he is not taking it easy on neil]
  • andrew’s twin
  • worthless trash bags (foxes, past tense)
  • a rabid little fox (neil) [hey. remember when neil described andrew as a ‘rabid goalkeeper’ ???]
  • annoyingly easy to look at (jeremy)
  • strange and misguided (the trojans)
  • the cruelty of these nonstop temptations (kevin, renee, jeremy)
  • the sunshine court [less derogatory]
  • “I was hoping he would bite his tongue off in the fall and save us both some grief in the long run.” (lucas)
  • wretched beast (gr****n)
  • your ignorant mouth (lucas)
  • “Your apologies are as useful as perfume on a frog.” (lucas)
  • neil, being the person he was,
  • you ignorant child (neil)
  • miserable wretch (neil) [giving his everything to neil’s insults]

ok that’s all. unless i missed some. and if i did you have to add them it’s just law

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frenzyarts

Crying and screaming about the silky anteater. I need to tuch it 🥺😭❤️💕

And yes, that IS a baby on its back in the second photo 🥺😭🥺😭🥺😭😭❤️❤️❤️💕💕💕❤️💕❤️💕

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wasabikitcat

Documenting what is quite possibly the best exchange I have ever seen on this website.

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vrumblr

He will not be exiled again

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gamer-crow

I enjoy all parts of this post. The trans leash, the confusion, the heartfelt display of affection we give to our pets. The biography, the history lesson, and the morality of keeping cats indoors are all bonuses.

Hey thats me again.

Anyway guess whos 18 now!!!

Frank

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mrsjdavis

This post has EVERYTHING...

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Which path should he choose?

The path of the warrior, the path of the scholar, or the path of the artist?

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moonimbued

he should wander away and have a picnic while he thinks about what path to choose

Great idea! But where should he have the picnic?

Under the tree, or under the old fort?

By the sea, so he can enjoy the sound of the waves

A lovely choice!

Should he build a sandcastle to pass the time? Or perhaps go fishing?

Perhaps he could collect shells he finds interesting

Sounds fun!

Which shell should he pick up?

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sourjen
Image

This one

That's not a shell, it's a tiny earpiece.

Should he listen to music? Or to the mysterious pre-recorded message?

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sar-kalu

He should give it back to the crab in the largest shell, they thought they had lost their wave-pod and are grateful he found it!

The crab wants to give a gift in return.

Should he accept the gift of power, or the gift of knowledge?

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sunw00d

the gift of friendship :)

Friendship acquired!

Should they celebrate with pizza or ice cream?

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valentineish

The crab friend cannot eat either of those! Let's split a nice seaweed salad instead. :)

So many options!

Should they get tossed salad, wiggly salad, or spiky salad?

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frescopino

Seasar salad

Nothing beats getting it straight from the source

Should they use scissors or claws to cut the seaweed?

What about that sword in the first panel?

The circle is complete.

Through choices, friendship, and salad, he found his way to the path of the warrior. But he won't walk it alone.

Their path is just beginning, but this story is over.

Thank you to everyone who participated!

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red-r0ver

🌳🌲🌳🌳🌲🌳🌳🌳🌲

Tiny forest for your dash

🐿️🦔🦉🐜🕷️

wildlife returning to your dash :)

🌳🦆🌿🌈🌅🐸🌱🌳🦋🌳

Look, there's a small river crossing your dash!

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irondoe

⛰️⛰️🏔️🐏🌲🐐⛰️🌲🦅🏔️⛰️

We're coming up on a mountain range

🌱🌾🌻☘️🌼🌱🏵🌾🌼🐦☘️🌻☘️🌾🌱🏵

Meadow!

🌅🌊🐬🐟🐠🐙🐚🌴

Slowly reaching the coast!

☁️🍃🕊️☁️🐦☁️☁️🦅🦇☁️🦋☁️🌤️

Into the sky

🌌🌙🚀☄️🌌🪐🌟💫🌌🪐🌠🛸

Made it to space!

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gwyoi

☢️💥☄️

i killed you all.

🔥🪨🔥🪨🪨🪨🔥🪨🪨🪨🌱🪨🪨🪨🔥🪨🪨🔥🪨🪨🪨🪨🔥

and yet, life remains

🪨🪨🪨🌱🪨🪨🪨🪨🌿🪳🪨🪨🪨☘️🪨

the fire died out. we’re recovering

🌳🌲🌳🌳🌲🌳🌳🌳🌲

Tiny forest for your dash

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