Random Ravings

🔪 knife stop 🔪

Take a knife or two to complete any tasks you need to finish soon. Reblog to give your mutuals a knife for any group projects you may be working on

*inhales*

*gently sets phone on counter*

*walks away*

comes back with a sledgehammer*

*breaks phone*

I, on the other hand, immediately hit the reblog button.

Snow leopards seem to treat gravity with a certain amount of disdain, but this is ridiculous.

Most of the rest has to be airbags, a high-tensile steel chassis and armour plate.

I will never again think that shopping for dinner is a chore.

"taken" style action movie where a man searches for his wife. as he fights baddies in gunfights and hand-to-hand combat, it's slowly revealed that:

the tension builds until, drenched in blood, our protagonist steps forward for the final showdown. he pulls a manila envelope from his bullet-torn jacket and throws it at his wife's feet. he's just spent an entire trilogy biting & killing & maiming....all so he can deliver his shit wife her divorce papers

call it Taken… To Court

#Taken 2: Court

Saw this on a door at work.

# the lights are agog # the ceiling’s aghast # is the desk drawer in love at last?

That fucking tag omg

That's because this is Silmarillion

Miss Congeniality (2000) dir. Donald Petrie

I have been saving this since last year. Happy Earth Day everyone.

literally has been in my queue for an entire year. you just can’t miss reblogging.

gotta queue this for next year too

would you put a discarded fruit sticker on my forehead in whimsical jest yes or no

reblog to put a discarded fruit sticker on the forehead of the person you reblogged from in whimsical jest

I don't technically have a family curse.

But I have a cursed house, and the curse that comes with the house has family ramifications.

Oddly enough, this is not a joke or me being silly. Here, I will google and find a place I've talked about it...

Mario!

I don't know why, but no matter the argument, I side with the cat