i’m curious what’s your sign and would u rather have elf ears or fangs? and why?

i had three fic ideas.  wrote one.  i still have three fic ideas.  this is not how math is supposed to work.

can this post please back up it’s too close to home

I had five ideas, I wrote two, now I have seven

Listen. They’re called “plot bunnies” for a reason, and it’s not just because they hop around all over your brain demanding attention.

🎶99 fanfic ideas on my blog

99 fanfic ideas~

Take one down, pass it around

137 fanfic ideas on my blog🎶

this post walked into my house and kicked in my ribs

For anyone who ever asked me where ideas come from. They creep in and breed when you’re making something else.

i be like “damn i got a lot of shit to do” and then go lay down for 17 hours

indeed.com: hello person with a graphic design degree we think you'll be great match for (checks notes) dying in a coal mine

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

Tomorrow is March 28th

i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom

my mom says i have to go to bed now which one of u meaners told

who the fudge changed ‘fudgers’ to ‘meaners’

WHO CHANGED IT FROM FUDGERS TO FUDGERS I WILL KISS THE POPSICLE DONT TICKLE ME JAMBOREE

and here we have an artifact of the days when you could edit posts when you reblogged…now we are all Internet Archeologists

What if someone created an AI that was educated purely from everything on Tumblr?

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there is @nostalgebraist-autoresponder, she is based on GPT-J and learnt more from reading her notes, aswell as trying to iminate her creators blog

yeah this is how i work

Yes but we are all so nice to you Frank, you're not getting the full experience. Please, tell me your opinion on Steven universe so I'll send you a death threat over it

I don't know who that is but I love death threats

That response is so authentic to the tumblr experience that in a sci-fi film there would have been a music sting there to let you know the robot is now self aware.

This really is what grocery shopping in college was like

I like to fuck around and waste time for at least ~6-10 hours per day, and let me tell you, that really puts some pressure on your schedule. you have no idea how busy I am

“OH THIS BITCH NEEDS TO BE PUT DOWN”

-me about 99.9% of the characters on The Glory

I don’t encourage violence (often) but every single bully needs a full american style beat down at the end of each calendar day. 

I can’t wait to write for the The Glory’s american adaption, The MollyWhop

commits medical malpractice comes home to cook dinner for his girl displays behaviour is insane he really said malewife maliciousness malpractice! 10/10 character

Get you a man who will deliver your anemia medicine for you, volunteer for gruesome murders for you, set up a nice cozy tent in his massive house for you, conduct medical malpractice for you, recreate the sound of the wind through the trees for you, buy a funeral home for you, make fondue for you, gently hit a guy with his car in the rain for you,

HA DO YEONG eating his salad (& her ass up with that response)

THE GLORY - EPISODE 11

Moon Dong Eun & Joo Yeo Jeong

Anne Carson 🥀 The Glory (2022) 🥀 Vladimir Nabokov🥀 Trista Mateer