a piano: onstage

eurovision fans:

In true European spirit and to stop this domination of the English language, I think all participating countries should have to draw their language of performance by lot ahead of the competition out of a selection of participants’ official languages. Montenegro will now perform in Swedish. Latvia will now sing in Romanian. It will be fun. 

when no one in the squad knows what “business casual” means

All these instruments and nothing is on fire

very brave of sweden to stand infront of a literal green screen when the internet exists

queen tho

the thing is, australia may not be european but they truly do get what eurovision is about

Australia my beloved, the most European country

the inherent european dislike of ballads vs. the gay appreciation of dramatic and aesthetic staging and costumes: fight

Europe i can’t believe you did my boy Sheldon dirty like this

Of course anything is possible. If Australia can be a part of Europe you can do the tasks you need to do 🔥

Help him they're out of bananas

Current conspiracy theory: they're trying to lure the UK back into the EU

Inside you there are two wolves. One wants your grandma. One wants a banana. You're Norwegian.

Italy giving me that good good queerbaiting

Lithuania sent Liza Minnelli from Cabaret

Damn Australia!! Giving me Lil Nas X if he were Catholic themed instead of cowboy themed with the voice of Adele

God Mäneskin is incredible!!! I’m obsessed with the cleavage on these lads

Sheldon deserved so much better, ngl I am mad at you Europeans. 2 points, what is wrong with you all!!