Where the wild things are.

A lot of the women who have stepped forward - and I stand in solidarity with them - what they’re getting paid, which is half of what a man is getting paid, well we get probably a tenth of what a Caucasian woman gets. And I’m number one on the call sheet. And then I have to go in and I have to hustle for my worth.

Viola Davis on being told she’s the Black Meryl Streep

look at this

for anyone interested these are paso fino horses and this gait is natural! they are the smoothest ride with no bumpy movements. you could practically drink juice and not once would it spill on your face!

these bears need to chill theytre stressin me up

The purpose of a lock is to turn a door into a wall

midnight mushi snacks 🍡🍄

Am I hallucinating or are these ads for tinder advocating for the consumer to stay off tinder

Tinder, it seems, is embracing its status as a hookup app

Tinder in 2015: look at all these cute, successful couples that #metontinder

Tinder in 2018:

Can we have another (still unconnected) circle that reads “things I’m actually doing”

I talked to Hadvar recently,…. he asks the real questions.

“Well, I can confirm that that is Brad Pitt,” Reynolds said. “I still don’t even know how we got him for the movie. I just wrote him a letter, and explained what it was we were doing. And the sort of premise behind it was how do we, what’s the most wasteful way to use the biggest movie star in the world? And it was through a character that is largely invisible and worthless throughout the movie. And then just having him show up for eight frames of footage. And I guess Brad found that funny, we all found that funny. And he said, yes. And the next thing you know he came and shot for about seven minutes. It took him longer to drink the coffee that he requested as payment.”

! click on the worm

Air conditioning is just domesticated wind

i fucking hate this because it’s right

Do not underestimate my ability to not eat fruit. Also, please pre-order my book: https://amzn.to/2M0crgh

I’m actually glad we don’t live in an RPG world. We really take for granted being able to coexist with most animals. I don’t wanna have to pull out a longsword and beat the shit out of six crabs and two snails while a starfish snipes me with magic bullets every time I go to the beach.

it used to be like that

The best ppl on earth…. are cows

seb no

i am finally ready to live my truth. despacito is, at best, an okay song

when your friends are talking about stuff you don’t understand but you still want to be part of the conversation