Credits: @lullabyyyy04

1. Take the long way around
2. Can you shut up for five minutes, please???
3. He’s been gone for quite a while
4. I can’t see anything.
5. I heard a noise.
6. Scary movies are for chumps.
7. You’ve gone to the bathroom fifty times today.
8. The floor is lava.
9. Where’s my food?
10. I bet you feel like an artist
11. Did you ever clean the attic?
12. Can I be of assistance?
13. Get out of the way before I murder you.
14. I think you forgot who wears the pants in this relationship
15. You’re breaking my heart, babe.
16. Cry me a river.
17. Build a bridge.
18. Get over it.
19. Another credit card?!
20. It’s just rain, you aren’t gonna melt!
21. When’s the last time YOU cleaned the bathroom?
22. I don’t know why I married you.
23. Have you ever lied to me?
24. If I trip over one more of your shoes, I’m throwing them all away.
25. Aren’t you supposed to be the adult?
26. I’m stuck! Help me!
27. I swear, I’m not scared.
28. What do you think a cupholder is for?
29. You know when your phone buzzes, it means I’m trying to talk to you, right?
30. Turn that sh*t off!!!!
31. When’s that last time we went on a date?
32. I thought you didn’t like cats?
33. The door’s locked.
34. Remember when you were a kid and you ______ (insert memory)
35. I’ll just tell your mom on you.
36. I thought you were nice.
37. I had a dream about you.
38. I work pretty hard around here, but you get all the credit
39. What color do you like better?
40. Am I your husband or your taxi service?
41. Take notes, sweetheart.
42. This is where you impress me, right?
43. Pick up lines only work when I’m drunk.
44. I can’t believe you didn’t remember
45. If that makes me a child, so be it.
46. I could beat you up, you know that right?
47. Would it kill you to help people?
48. I bet you can’t go 24 hours without cussing.
49. But, I said I love you.
50. Is it just me or is cold as hell in here?
51. I’m not weird, you’re just basic.
52. Just sleep with one eye open, that’s all I’m saying
53. Take off your shirt.
54. Why’s there a pregnancy test in the trash?
55. Way to go, kid.
56. I found the candles, we’ll be alright.
57. We could get struck by lightning, but you want to kiss in the rain.
58. You’re never this quiet, what’s wrong?
59. …or we could make out….
60. I said “I HAVE AN IDEA!”
61. Down the hall, second door on the left.
62. I warned you. He warned you. Your freaking mom warned you.
63. Sit still, for the love of all that is Holy.
64. Are you even human?
65. We’ll talk later.
66. K.
67. I’m afraid.
68. I thought there was time.
69. Can you just leave me alone?
70. I’ll carry it.
71. We’re not ‘fine’.
72. Are you really taking his side right now?
73. I like proving you wrong.
74. Girls can’t drive, plain and simple.
75. Who are you?
76. I think you need stitches
77. Must be a coincidence
78. Can you be romantic for once?
79. This is your fault by the way.
80. Nothing bad is going to happen, baby, I promise.
81. Excuse me for falling in love with you.
82. I have fans. More fans than you to be exact.  
83. I paid for half and you ate three-quarters.
84. I knew you’d be mad.
85. If you die, I’m going to kill you.
86. You’ve never smoked anything in your life.
87. You gave me a black eye.
88. Stop looking at me like that, weirdo.
89. What if it sinks?
90. Birds can’t fly without wings.
91. Sorry I’m protective over the things I love.
92. That SOOO classifies as a date.
93. No backsies.
94. You’re an idiot. I married an idiot.
95. I never liked it, I lied.
96. Remember, we have to get up early tomorrow.
97. Are you trying to flirt? Because, you’re embarrassing yourself.
98. Remember when we were dating and you _____
99. Be brave, sweetheart.
100. I’m sorry, but that was adorable.
101. You don’t hate me, quit lying to yourself.
102. You hear that? That’s the sound of my awesomeness.
103. She’s my daughter, I can read her diary.
104. That’s a fact, Jack.
105. Actually, I couldn’t care less.
106. I try my best.
107. Doesn’t make a difference to me anyways.
108. I’m glad you’re mine.
109. You look pretty good for your age.
110. You passed out for like an hour.
111. Delete it. Now.
112. You’re a jerk.
113. Are you high?
114. No, you’re MY bitch.
115. Ew ew ew. You’re so gross.
116. Spare change for the poor and lonely.
117. She’s 6, how can she scare you?
118. When’s the last time we ______
119. He’s spoiled rotten.
120. I can’t stay long.
121. There’s nothing we can do.
122. Do you ever stop smiling?
123. Step aside and watch a pro.
124. Never give him stuff like that!
125. You’re the one who left it laying around.
126. I’m a lucky girl. I’ll admit that.
127. Teach me how to play?
128. It’s called a prank.
129. Well, you’re a prick.
130. Good, I hope you feel bad.
131. You have cold, you’re not dying.
132. I have reasons. You wouldn’t get it.
133. I hope you have a cold shower.
134. You don’t mean that.
135. Sing to me, please.
136. Did you enjoy yourself last night?
137. Why do they behave for you?
138. Stop making your own rules.
139. Don’t open an umbrella in the house.
140. You know what happens when you assume things.
141. That’s open for discussion.
142. Oh, what a shocker, you have an excuse.
143. Be serious for two minutes, please.
144. I cheated.
145. What’s the biggest lie you ever told?
146. Pillows are over-rated.
147. Zombies aren’t real, I promise.
148. Are we lost or do you know where we are?
149. We started with one and now we have seven. You have no chill.
150. *Make up your own*