Newton's First Law

the idealized version of my tomorrow self will fix this

not again

The existence of New England suggests that a place called 'England' exists, which is ridiculous but funny to imagine.

"i like your tattoos" theyd look better on your bedroom floor

clicker training but its just a single piano key that makes you sad

Ain’t this what MCR did to a bunch of 2010s emos

i wish ads felt pain when you skipped them

sending u a beautiful postcard from Rock Bottom

ever since i was a little girl i wanted to waste all of my potential

surely the conses wont quence

Getting top surgery next week and ngl, I think its gonna be a huge weight off my chest

Update, I woke up from the surgery and, while high on anaesthetic and painkillers, told the nurses that they scared me titless

i go to jupiter to drink more soup with her

i go to jupiter to drink more soup with her

and i’d like to give a special shoutout to bisexuals who are losers

*takes away the letter r from you* good luck writing now idiot

Now

you think yourself clever? you think yourself bold? you think you can escape the curse? you can't. the curse always takes a victim. i will stwangle you, you wascal. accept the cuwse or i will muwdew youw sowwy ass