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Eye On Springfielders Holly and Rachel baked a cake they thought we might appreciate.
"Mrs. Simpson, we all have nose bleeds."
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"When I was a kid this used to be a pet store..."
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“It just so happens I have a chair at Springfield University.”
"This leash demeans us both."
"Hello, Mr. Thompson." "I think he's talking to you."
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"We're through the looking glass here, people."
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"There's very little meat in these gym mats!"
" Oh, my God: that's his lucky red hat. He's a box! My boy's a box! Damn you, a box!"
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They called him The Galloping Gazelle...
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