I just think it would be funny to switch things up and lead with "popular far-right online blogger, Joan Rowling" once in awhile.
"Joan Rowling, most famous for her staunch opposition to equal rights through her popular Twitter blog"
"Long time advocate against women's rights, Joan Rowling."
"Joan Rowling, a major contributor to the conservative party"
i want to share with you some of my favourite graffiti from Pompeii
I’ve always loved these. Humanity has never fucking changed.
the guy who wrote “if anyone does not believe in Venus, they should gaze at my gf” drank XTREME respect women juice
What's the trope name for when someone finds out they're the Chosen One(tm) and is like "No, thank you" and goes and does something else
Refusal Of The Call is the actual trope name. Usually followed by the tropes of The Call Knows Where You Live and You Can’t Fight Fate.
The Call is Trying to Contact you about your Destiny's Extended Warranty.
welcome to my podcast called "House's House" where i identify furniture used in the show House MD. house's chair in his office is of course an eames lounge chair + ottoman in a yellow corduroy upholstery, which seems to have been custom done for the set since they've never retailed it with that specific setup. at herman miller it goes for this:
which means that it would go for anywhere between $3,500 and $4,000 USD by the time house bought it. thank you. stay tuned for next week: rachel's vanity/mirror
they need to invent a writing that is easy. and fast also
monkey paw finger curls and another AI generative text program is born
nooo my good intentions
Damn did you see that? That was fucked up, right? Anyway I'm Rod Serling.
Internet Safety
I don't care what your sexuality is if we start doing kiss marry kill or smash or pass for people of a gender you're not actually attracted to you can have some gosh darn imagination. Make a choice. Pick. Imagine. Open your mind to creativity.
Op did you mistype hours on all of the poll options?
nope
My condolences then
what ?
truly the pissing on the poor website
an angel would fuck a streetlamp and it would be nothing. it would be like a dog thoughtlessly rutting against a couch: pure instinctual pleasure chasing with something that may elicit but not share in your libido. but if an angel fucked a cell tower then viable offspring could very well result
this isn’t an arbitrary fact nor am i saying it in a fit of tryhard i’m-so-quirky-weird-internet-man pretense ok im saying that metaphysically speaking, if we were talking about the pure intent and function of angels and cell towers, they are absolutely in the same family of creature
people are asking “are you okay” and “what the fuck does this mean”. you are not contributing to divine phylogeny
Things that work in fiction but not real life
This post breaching containment has taught me that a lot of people seem to think they can accurately profile complete strangers. For the record, no the fuck you can't.
Omg this is like 800 metaphors rolled into one megaphor
I would like everyone to know that vulture vomit is very stinky. It smells of rotting flesh and they use it to drive away predators
hey, at least have a picture of the American vultures doing this, not eurasian/african vultures, they are very different creatures!
Apparently vultures are protected under the Migratory Bird Treaty Act, so there is nothing ICE can do about this except politely try to shoo the birds away.
So gods finally stopped fucking around and started with the Omens huh
need to poke some new holes into that man
something clearly went wrong after kid one, bruce
