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A fun sciencey set up for an AU I've been kicking around for a while. It's basically just a Gravity Falls/Invader Zim crossover.
I'm calling it Camp Mystery, or Camp Mystery AU.
☆ Next Comic ☆
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kingofthegringos-deactivated202
I killed the rat king of New York and inherited his throne by right of conquest or whatever, but I never took the rat oaths so I can speak to and command rats and they are compelled to obey, but they formally elected a rat president last year. I don't have any formal power in their social hierarchy but I have very real concrete magical power over them. I guess the title gets passed to my eldest son unless a rat kills me at some point.
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all I use my powers for is making rats salute me when I walk by and they all hate it
shout out to the rats of new york for overthrowing their king
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when people are like “the hunger games just stole the plot of battle royale” like listen everything steals from the plot of everything the lion king is just furry hamlet westworld is jurassic park but sexier lost is edgy gilligan’s island there are no original stories and the only good piece of media is jennifer’s body
perrisbueller
Michael crichton wrote westworld and jurassic park tho so he just pirated himself
lesbianbritneyspears
michael crichton keeps TRYING to tell y’all about the evils of capitalism impeding on the progress of science when will y’all LISTEN
Maybe he just doesn’t like theme parks
lordturkeyfist
michael crichton in line for a roller coaster at six flags: fuck this
Jesus Christ, that’s the height at which every rollercoaster and dark ride is a decapitation threat
how am I ever supposed to leave tumblr when it takes me on journeys like this
six nine, you say
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Gay porn save me…
Gay porn…
Save me gay porn…
the most important thing you can do as a naruto fanfic author is have sasuke leave while someone is still talking. doesn't matter if he's the story is about him or relates to him in anyway, there should be at least one scene where someone starts talking about something and as soon as sasuke decides he's heard enough he walks off. no follow up required, he just needs to leave. this is vital to your story i promise
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im starting to think you guys dont like it when stories make you feel things
CHARACTER DEATH WHEN DONE WELL IS GOOD FOR YOU IT IS GOOD FOR THE STORY IT IS GOOD FOR THE CHARACTERS' ARCS IT'S GOOD IT'S GOOD IT'S GOOD THE MORE ATTACHED THE AUDIENCE IS TO THE CHARACTER WHO DIES THE MORE MEANINGFUL THEIR DEATH WILL BE NOT EVERY DEATH IS FOR SHOCK VALUE I AM BEGGING YOU PEOPLE TO LEARN TO APPRECIATE DEATH IN FICTION FOR FUCK'S SAKE
I feel like this discourse has overcorrected and swung wildly in the other direction so I just want to take a moment to remind everyone that there was like a solid 15 year span where everything from webcomics to live action dramas to anime were following a trend of relentlessly slaughtering all their characters to chase shock value and not to add something to the plot. So if you see someone saying that killing characters off all the time isn't necessary, that might be why. Because yes, when it's done WELL, it can enhance a story, but if it was always done well, nobody would need to complain about it.
i definitely get where you're coming from but the issue you're complaining about is a separate one from the one we're complaining about i think
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look i know it was super controversial but i think straight sex at the gay pride parade really did a solid job of addressing the economic inequality faced by heterosexual transgender individuals concerning transportation means when trying to maneuver the bus system of san francisco to get to their first pride parade only to find out it's a corporate-sponsored beer event and must be stopped by any means necessary so they fuck in public to make it unpalatable for the christonormative culture of the world we live in
As much as i agree with you on that, i need to say that "Fuck like mountain rat" is better: She was on point when talking about how we are being censored so much when it comes to show that we are sexual creatures, specifically when we are lgbt+ since she is a bi icon. When she repeats "fucking like a mountain rat" she is screaming against the censorship that is happening around the media and that will slowly kill all of us. Plus! I am horny.
all valid points but fuck like a mountain rat just doesn't have the lyrical genius taylor put into ssatgpp
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naruto textposts 10/fuck
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toads riding snake
tamascotchi
they took midnight train goin anywhere
evilkitten3 reblogged
im starting to think you guys dont like it when stories make you feel things
CHARACTER DEATH WHEN DONE WELL IS GOOD FOR YOU IT IS GOOD FOR THE STORY IT IS GOOD FOR THE CHARACTERS' ARCS IT'S GOOD IT'S GOOD IT'S GOOD THE MORE ATTACHED THE AUDIENCE IS TO THE CHARACTER WHO DIES THE MORE MEANINGFUL THEIR DEATH WILL BE NOT EVERY DEATH IS FOR SHOCK VALUE I AM BEGGING YOU PEOPLE TO LEARN TO APPRECIATE DEATH IN FICTION FOR FUCK'S SAKE
evilkitten3 reblogged
look i know it was super controversial but i think straight sex at the gay pride parade really did a solid job of addressing the economic inequality faced by heterosexual transgender individuals concerning transportation means when trying to maneuver the bus system of san francisco to get to their first pride parade only to find out it's a corporate-sponsored beer event and must be stopped by any means necessary so they fuck in public to make it unpalatable for the christonormative culture of the world we live in
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it's interesting to experiment with ideas about how hashirama actually died but imo the way hashirama tells his story in volume 65 says so much more about who he was at the end of his life than anything canon could've shown us. i think leaving it up in the air was the right call
@the-real-sasuke-uchiha that's fair!
my theory is that one day after passing on the hat he walked into the forest of death and didn't come back out again (that's why it got that name) and no one ever really knew the specifics. if it was too wildly pathetic there'd be stories no matter how hard people tried to suppress it. i think he died alone in the woods talking to what may or may not have been a hallucination of the best friend he killed
#naruto#naruto shippuden#senju hashirama#uchiha madara#suicide ment#if it wasn't clear#there's one fic i read that also had a theory about hashirama's grave being in the forest of death and that being why it's so weird#so my og theory of he killed himself alone kinda ended up getting smushed with that cuz i liked it so much#the only person who was there for sure was black (and/or white) zetsu just to keep an eye on the current ashura#if madara was actually there no one will ever know but him. and he's not telling#i 1000% believe hashirama killed himself tho and i also don't think it was via an honorable means like seppuku#to be clear i don't think it was just about madara#i think it was a mix of things#the first great shinobi war was on the horizon. kids were getting pushed through graduation younger and younger#the violence had gone from smaller clan wars to entire countries fighting each other#and now there were jinchuuriki involved#when hashirama attempted seppuku in the manga it was bc he believed he could bring about peace at the cost of his life#and that was worth it to him#so i think when he killed himself for real - having lost his best friend first to madness and then to his own blade#having failed so miserably at bringing peace that he'd created war on a scale he'd never imagined possible#having seen so much of what madara had predicted would occur occurring just as he'd said#having seen his every attempt to make things better only bring about catastrophe after catastrophe -#he couldn't forgive himself. and he couldn't see how trying to make things better again would do anything but cause things to get worse#so he took out the common denominator#i don't think hashirama's death was gloriously fitting for the god of shinobi or comically pathetic for the world's silliest president#i think it was just sad. just a grief-stricken human dying a human death
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list of other characters telling itachi to kill himself: sakura, obito, kakashi, kabuto, tenten
list of characters not telling him that: yamato (just sends 👀👀👀 a lot), lee (sakura asked if he wanted to join in but he couldn't manage it bc it felt too mean so tenten did it for him bc she's nice like that), neji (phone got confiscated for looking up "where to buy weed"), hinata (phone got confiscated for looking up "drugs for my friends"), gai (sends strongly worded letters asking _____ to stop their misbehavior and be more youthful but it becomes apparent very quickly that he has no idea which enemy of konoha he's talking to and he's just sending templates he forgot to fill out), konan (only sends reminders about chores and also requests to buy her some more explosive tags if you get the chance don't worry about why haha), jiraiya (send him spy stuff but all of it is disguised as porn. i mean probably it's spy stuff it might also just be porn)
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saw a grown woman on tiktok snidely calling gen z the christopher columbus generation bc someone’s fifteen year old son ‘thought he’d discovered weezer’. newsflash every generation finds out about the music of the previous generation at some point it comes free with being fifteen. being annoying about music also comes free with being fifteen. a kid saying yeah i’ve just found this band nirvana have you ever heard of them should be a thing of joy
what do you mean you weren't born knowing who every single person who's ever been famous is what's wrong with you