flipping burgers is one of the most honourable professions u can be in. literally everyone likes burgers

Finally confirming that Xbox is run by people that legit don't know how games are made anymore.

"We fired them because they wanted to make games!"

"No you see, It would be expensive and take time to make games so we would rather fire them"

They could ask for a smaller scope but all they want is AAA, which is inherently expensive and takes a long time.

Literally the end game capitalism of having business people trying to run a company they know nothing about by using the strategies they were taught regardless if they apply or not to the industry they are in.

Beyond moronic.

FOR FUCKS SAKE

Literally in a fucking arms race to see who can become the first media company that doesn't produce any goddamn media.

hey, uh. what the shit

“Oh boo hoo you shouldn’t ask your friends for favors we’re all adults”

I just spent three hours pulling up carpet and staples for a friend’s home renovation and we all did nothing but chat and joke and have wonderful conversation the whole time.

Helping somebody move or renovate or giving them a ride to the airport is functionally the same as going mini-golfing or playing a board game: it’s an activity that you do that is made more fun by having good company, and which provides something to talk about when the conversation lulls.

“Shared joy is double joy, but shared sorrow is half a sorrow.”

Update:

In the kitchen straight up "chopping it". And by "it" haha well. Let justr say. My vegetble

tumblr users dni

video games are art but were never gonna get anywhere until ppl admit that includes tetris and angry birds n shit and not just stuff like. the last of us

basic platformers and simple puzzle games are still carefully put together level by level by devs to give the player the experience of solving it. that is art. not all art has to be flashy and meaningful sometimes it just has to keep ur brain working.

My favorite rejected New Yorker submission

if you think that what gender you are attrached to as an indication of morality then....you're fucking sippin the radfem juice. i hear SO MANY young women say they feel bad for being attracted to men. they groan and say, "I know it's wrong but I find men so hot."

like...what??? have we really doubled back so far that we're back to shaming women for their sexual and romantic desires???

radical feminism hurts everyone, even the ppl it claims to be for.

this is such a hack joke but i had to make it

its called stardew valley because you go to the valley and you STARt DEWing things

Hit me where it hurts

i’m micro plastic maxing. i want to give birth to a baby that’s already got shoes on