Just for fun

a little obsessed with the story of how giacomo casanova was sharing a gondola with this random guy who suddenly started having a seizure, and casanova had some medical training so he stabilized the guy until the guy’s physician could be called. and then the physician bled the guy and put mercury ointment on him, which caused everything to get worse to the point that a priest was called to administer the guy’s last rites, but then casanova stepped in and washed off the mercury ointment despite the doctor yelling at him not to. and the guy recovered and turned out to be super rich and powerful and in gratitude bankrolled casanova’s debauchery for years until casanova got himself sentenced to five years in jail for blasphemy. also at one point he got shot through the hand in a duel and doctors wanted to amputate it but he said no it’ll be fine and it Was

so what i’m saying is a medical procedural show where the main character is giacomo casanova and he doesn’t want to be solving these medical mysteries but goddamn if he isn’t the only fucker in this room who knows how to not kill the patient. so i guess my date with this prussian chick will just have to wait

this pitch would have absolutely killed at the bbc between 1991 and 2005 btw

On a date

welp twitter’s blowing up so here’s some art. hello new and old followers 👋

Cat mommy introduces her kittens to her human mom 

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intimacy

(a shadowgast chill-out drawing from last night)

[ID: a digital sepia colored sketch of Caleb and Essek from Critical Role. They’re drawn from the shoulders upwards and from the side with Essek on the left and Caleb on the right side. Caleb has tilted Essek’s head up by the chin with one hand and cups his face with his other hand. Both of them have their eyes closed and their mouths are slightly opened as if they’re about the kiss. End ID]

You know that study that’s like “for years we thought bats must have great sonar because they never run into each other, then we got highspeed cameras and realized they actually crash into each other all the time” whenever I walk into a doorframe or a wall there’s a alien nature documentary guy in my head saying “we thought humans must have incredible balance due to their ability to be precise on 2 legs, but turns out they run into shit all the time”

#alien funny humans cam of a dude stubbing his toe rated ‘NOT CUTE’#‘although this human may look excited he is actually hopping up and down to keep weight off his injured foot.’#(alien zoologist chimes in to say toe injuries are the equivalent of getting a tentacle caught in a door and the human is fine)#(‘its a little alarming when they grab an injured body part and yell like that but actually it’s just a self-soothing behavior!’)#(‘this big guy will be fine in two klexkons. he just needs to be dramatic about it first! uwu’)#(*intense alien internet discourse ensues*) via hello-lo-lo-looo

The Rick Roll 20 for weird dice Wednesday

Simz on Instagram

The scale of baby hummingbirds vs a human hand

The inside of the nest is white because they're so tiny they line them with spiderwebs!

ok. 🥺🥺🥺

@todaysbird

you may also notice that the babies have tiny little nubbin beaks! they hatch like that so they fit in the eggs- the beak doesn't actually grow in for another week or so.

s.mol 🥺

Varric and Hawke can't ever be mad at each other - not because they are incapable, but because every time they argue seriously, everyone else in the Kirkwall Crew starts going 'mummy and daddy are fighting. :( this is so sad.' And varric and hawke HATE it

Hi guys! I bringeth more VA commissions. This time for Sailor Venus' VA Cherami Leigh!

Void my Phantom Rogue

The Mourning Dove- the color palette is just too pretty. I love it.

EL CARNA

Shadowheart