not to make yall sad but uh

thats it

bighit:

bts:

bighit:

bts:

bighit: what if we write a fanfiction about you?

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Rules to follow when at sea

puma

please do not repost!

Washington State (not DC) is the only state in the union where you can legally have a fistfight with somebody (with police as referees) to settle your differences

That should be a law all across the country.

Fuck. Yes.

@jooshbag ?

This is tied to an archaic law that isn’t enforced anymore.

So if you beat the shit out of someone they won’t do anything?

Oh no this is still enforced, and in fact we actually Have a few vigilante superheroes 

Like Phoenix Jones who actually patrol the streets and challenge criminals, the police usually get called, and they watch as Phoenix Jones pummels them because Phoenix Jones is actually an MMA fighter. 

I gasped and my eyes got so wide after reading this

That man is AWESOME

Apparently for about three years he had an actual superhero team of people with military, medical and martial artist backgrounds he personally trained and equipped, but eventually disbanded. He didn’t give specifics, but said that some of them were “the wrong kind of people” and were too dangerous. There are really for real things that happened.

Also someone tried to be an “arch nemesis” to him named Rex Velvet, some nerd wearing an eyepatch and a fake mustache who didn’t hurt anybody but made surprisingly polished, melodramatic and goofy callout videos from an abandoned warehouse and presumably pulled some annoying pranks.

@fiiyerotigelaar

Did some research about Phoenix Jones: guy is legit. Ex-MMA fighter like the post says, but what the post FAILED to mention is this guy has legit superhero-grade equipment. His suit’s actually made of armor-plated and bulletproof materials, and it has a functional utility belt with lined with stuff like handcuffs, a stun gun, pepper spray, and the like for performing citizens arrests and non-lethally detaining actually armed and violent criminals.

Seattle actually has it’s own LEGAL batman

bruh

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All BLACKS Needa Die . . This is a WHITES WORLD

Knowing that black genocide is coming makes life in America bearable. The thought alone gets me out of bed every morning.

When will white people stop killing each other and kill darkie? 

90% of black ppl are nasty. #HATE THEM

If you think these tweets are not racist but what is below them is, you need a reality check. 

you know, if an adult is a nice person that’s not “innocence.” they learned how to actively be a good person. they’re not some eternal child

also i’m gonna be real why is it that being nice in general is seen as a childish or immature trait

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Procrastinating on Wikipedia and found this...

So there’s a pretty long tradition in math of people coming up with problems they can’t solve, and talking to their friends, and realizing that nobody they know can solve them either, and then announcing to the world that you would get some sort of prize if someone could solve them. 

Usually the prize is a small amount of money.

Sometimes, if someone is really cocky, or the problem is known to be really hard, it’s a lot of money. 

And sometimes there’s Stanisław Mazur, who offered a live goose as a prize for finding a particularly pathological object (a Banach space for which some compact operator is not the limit of finite-rank operators). 

And then, Per Enflo did manage to find such an object. Today, there is photographic evidence that he did, in fact, receive his prize. Go look at that picture, and tell me that Enflo is not 100% pumped about his goose. The older Mazur, on the other hand, looks mostly like “WTF, this fool actually called my bluff”.

The photograph is a delight. @elodieunderglass I cannot but suspect that this intersection of mathematics and geese may speak to you.

“The construction of a Banach space without the approximation property earned Per Enflo a live goose in 1972, which had been promised by  Stanisław Mazur (left) in 1936.”

WHEN will my field finally award me my rightful GOOSE

What is Ukrainian groove metal

an incomplete list of why harry is not a ravenclaw

— he thought the WIND blew him onto a roof

— he tried to pick letters falling from the ceiling instead of ones ALREADY ON THE GROUND

— he didn’t recognize the half-blood prince’s handwriting after literally seeing it on the board for five whole years

— receives a BROOM SHAPED PACKAGE and asks what it is

— asks seamus wtf he’s trying to do when seamus is literally saying the words to WHAT HE IS TRYING TO DO OUT LOUD

— literally holds his hands out in chamber of secrets making it look like he’s the one levitating the cake

— diagonalfjjfjfjgkh

— decides to open a letter addressed to him in front of the durselys when they smart thing to do would have just been to ?? hide it ???

— went into the chamber of secrets with an clearly useless teacher and a broken wand when he KNEW that that roosters were fatal to the basilisk

— it never once occurred to him that, salazar slytherin, a parselmouth, founder of slytherin house, house with a snake for a mascot, would leave a snake in the chamber of secrets

— roonil wazlib. need i say more

— never made the connection that werewolf mcwerewolf always disappeared at the full moon and was sick after it

— thought it was smart to put his face into a bowl (pensive) filled with an unknown liquid

— performed numerous spells from the inside of a book without knowing what they would do

— never thought to make some liquid luck (or save the stuff he won) and go kill voldemort

*gets penalty* “that’s bullshit” *watches replay* “.. yeah okay”

This is flawless. I can’t stop watching.