Independent book based Renly Baratheon RP Blog. Mutuals only

• “you are so cheesy.”
• “i didn’t know you were a romantic.”
• “oh my god. i can’t believe you did this.”
• “wait, let me get a picture!”
• “you are absolutely ridiculous.”
• “i have the perfect day planned out.”
• “i made it myself.”
• “i made it myself, which explains why it’s a little burnt.”
• “i tried making it myself, but i figured food poisoning doesn’t make for a very good valentine’s day present.”
• “has anyone ever told you that you have a funny idea of romantic?”
• “where are we going to put a bear that big?”
• “did i just hear a bark?”
• “when you said you were planning something big, i didn’t expect it to be this big…”
• “i told you you didn’t have to do anything!”
• “this might be the happiest day of my life.”
• “how did you know my favorite chocolate flavor?”
• “help me find a vase for these flowers?”
• “this holiday seems like the best opportunity to ask you out.”
• “i know a place that sells hot chocolate with heart-shaped froth.”
• “i want to make you this happy for the rest of your life.”
• “is today a good day to say i think i love you?”
• “i think i’m in love with you.”
• “i love you.”
• “i love you so much. you know that, right?”
• “…that’s for me?”
• “…are those flowers?”
• “…i didn’t get you anything, though.”
• “you didn’t have to.”
• “you alone are enough.”

Name: Age: Do you like to cuddle?: Can we make-out?: A night in or dinner out?: Ice cream or chocolate covered strawberries?: What makes you a good Valentine?: Would you cook for me?: Would you let me cook for you?:

season 1, part 2 of 3 episodes 6 through 9 75 starters feel free to change gender pronouns content warning: alcohol mention, cussing, drug mention, violence, sexual themes [part 1]

• “Okay, I take it back. Maybe this is a waste of your time.”
• “That’s a pretty acrobatic form of denial.”
• “I’m not done with you. Consider it a warning.”
• “Please, don’t come back here again.”
• “If I was you, I would be curious.”
• “Hello? Is someone being creepy on purpose?”
• “Secure the sacrifice!”
• “Jesus, I’m not a virgin…”
• “Wow, you’re really enjoying this, aren’t you?”
• “I don’t even know what a chupacabra is.”
• “I can already see we are immensely handicapped by your presence.”
• “There’s a way. There’s always a way.”
• “Oh, if you wanna insult me, you should try again.”
• “If I had more, I’d give you more.”
• “You ever want something so badly and then realize that it’s nothing like what you thought? And that maybe you are stupid for ever actually wanting it?”
• “You look like your head’s about to pop off.”
• “Celebrate the world you’re in, dummy.”
• “_____, did you roofie me?”
• “Can we skip down to where you realize you no makey magic here?”
• “I am literally losing the will to live.”
• “Look, talk to me. What’s going on?”
• “Ask me something harder if you want us to get somewhere.”
• “Ask me why I’m nice to you.”
• “I had noticed you’re a tad brusque with everyone else.”
• “I’m scared to tell you this, because it’s true. I’m falling in love with you.”
• “I flirted with you that first day because you looked useful, and you were.”
• “I’ve been using you this entire time.”
• “I really didn’t see this coming.”
• “I always hold back, _____. Every single day. I mean, I have no idea what I’m even capable of.”
• “I don’t want to lose it… how it felt.”
• “Sit. I do not ask and I do not order twice.”
• “You think you know how to do this. I assure you, you do not.”
• “A great magician is magic in his bones, blood, heart, and dick. Or lady parts. Whatever.”
• “Why don’t you two just fuck?”
• “Blood’s not gonna come out of that sweater. You should just throw it out.”
• “Where you think you’re sticking that?”
• “This magic gin better make us see unicorns that fart rainbows.”
• “I don’t have to tell you anything.”
• “You are lucky you’re pretty.”
• “Why is your face making that face?”
• “I’m going to go take a nap and pretend that this entire conversation never happened.”
• “Can we just talk about this seriously for a second?”
• “Are you in love with me?”
• “Hell is real, and it smells like Axe Body Spray.”
• “Leave before I start screaming.”
• “You stay out of my ass and there’s no blood fued necessary on my end. But come after me, and I will kill you and everyone that you care about.”
• “I made a horrible mistake asking you to help. Please, leave.”
• “Maybe we just need to accept the world for what it actually is.”
• “I hate magic.”
• “I think about stabbing you all the time.”
• “Please! You can’t keep doing this to me!”
• “How is a voodoo doll supposed to help me?”
• “What we love can be as important to us as our lives.”
• “That’s kind of a personal question for two people who aren’t supposed to be in the same room.”
• “Predictable’s not bad, _____.”
• “Don’t bother with the performance.”
• “I wouldn’t dream of fooling you.”
• “You know I never wanted this. You forced my hand. I wish it could be any other way.”
• “I don’t need to tell you how fucking pissed at you I am.”
• “I don’t understand why we fell apart after being friends forever.”
• “I’m working on forgiving you.”
• “I’m going, and like it or not, _____, you should come.”
• “_____, I’m stuck! Someone get me out of here!”
• “This house is haunted as balls, is what that is.”
• “Okay, this is a little kinky, even for me.”
• “Some things just aren’t fair. We can’t make sense of them.”
• “If the world goes after you, take it as a compliment.”
• “What do you think redemption looks like, _____?”
• “What if there really is a Hell and this takes me there?”
• “Well, that bought us about ten minutes.”
• “Let’s go dig up a dead body.”
• “You can’t seriously be thinking of leaving them there.”
• “This is exactly the kind of thing that we should be able to fix.”
• “Life ain’t fair. Why in the high, holy fuck should death be any different?”
• “Thinking that you can change anything… It’s such an act of monumental ego. I mean, who the fuck do you think you really are?”

          — vincent van gogh