be ace do crimes

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be infertile

hello yes, these are my normal cats

the death of dvds is so fucked. what about bonus features

far far away idol would never happen now

I've had this idea since Episode 1 of Hazbin Hotel and I had to get it out of my head at last! XD When Lute said to Charlie about Hellborn being pardoned the first thing I thought of was all the Hellborn (Imps, Succubus's, Hellhounds, ect) all gleefully taking the utter mick out of the Exorcists knowing they can't do anything back.

I imagine very few things unite the residents of Hell but annoying the Angels has to be one of them! X)

I also managed to slip my own little Impsona into the 7th panel :P I should draw him more often its fun! (Little hint of things to come ;))

cuz when we sneezing and hopping

we snopping

it's snopping snaturday. snop to it

Yeah, a 100% straight guy wore a Brony shirt to school. I just became 20% cooler.

Congressional Republicans can end this at any time, you know. They can just do that. Stopping the tariffs wouldn't even take that many of them, not even 10 total.

People keep saying, "How can one man have the power to do all this?????" One man doesn't. One man is being supported in this by an entire political party, and that political party was elected to the majority in both of our houses of Congress. This isn't one man.

@leaving-earth requested the least seen movies. So here we have a list of the top 100 films that tumblr users reported as having heard of but not having seen per results on @haveyouseenthismovie-poll.

TW: A couple of films famous for racism are on this list so please enter at your own risk.

This one needs to go right next to the Baltimore accent with the Aaron earns an iron urn.

In case anyone hasn't seen it

love how english started as a rhotic language and half the native speakers said, "oh, Fuck That Noise"

What I DEEPLY LOVE about the Baltimore one is how mad HE IS to realize what his own accent did to it. XD He's SO MAD. XD XD

my personal favorite

the nazis got rid of their dog whistles they're just doing blaring, deafening sirens now. but people still act like they can't hear it

I have become a regular at the local cafe. I sit at the lunch counter with my laptop to write. The workers keep me updated on all the tea.

Barista: Oh god here he comes.

Me: who?

Barista: White Ferrari guy. Hes banned from the other cafe. All he ever does is tell the same stories about the pyramids. Or ghosts. Or his car. Don't make eye contact with him. If he talks to you he won't leave you alone- Hi hello welcome!

I almost immediately accidentally made eye contact with him. He practically beelined to the chair next to me, and stares at my notebook. The vibe is immediately strange. I understand why he was banned from the other cafe.

White Ferrari Guy: What're you writing?

Me: (fuck it) I'm developing a script!

WFG: A what?

Me: A script. I'm developing an alternate script for the international phonetic alphabet. My goal is to make it one grapheme represent a single syllable, rather than one grapheme per phoneme. I'm happy with the consonants, but the vowels still need work. I'm experimenting with kerning based on Georgian script-

I look up, he is staring past me completely dead-eyed. He could not be less interested in what I'm saying. He leaves about a minute later.

[sheathes this notebook like a katana] your autism is weak, old man.

your humorous post has delighted me. i will now absorb it into my dark crystal

what the hell happens in ffxiv

Coño don limpio

mr clean off the shits

am fascinated by the implication that this person thinks that a backflip clean out of his pants and onto a swing would be easier