Its time… to go back

Oh! Can I go? Pretty please?!

Are you sure? I’m going back to a man made hell..

Ye s

Then lets go,

*He walks through a portal, into a dead looking landscape*

It’s boring, here. Why do we need to go back, anyways?

I have some things to take care of. Lets go…

Okay! Where are we going, exactly…?

The Bar…

Ooh! Like, drinks and such? I could really use some alcohol…

PAXTON DON’T YOU DARE

Did you lick the stamps too, Shibo?

Wh

Paxton I don’t understand memes, you know that!!!!! No alcohol!!!!!

(chokes down some glue)

pee

Peepee!

PENIS

…

Birds be like beo bwo behonbeo bo bwo

…….

Do you want? Bird?

(She pulls a dead, crushed pigeon from her pocket)

Yummy Yummy~!

Takin a big fat shiiiiit

I’m takin a shiiiit

Maybe some piss

But it’s a lot of shiiiit

Shittin some more

oh god it’s all over the toilet now

SEND HELP

I’ll go get Mario.

Uh Mario the toilet is stuck again!

( @official-supermario )

Oh this is so a nasty.....

You are a plumber so....

*grabs the Plunger*

Dear star spirits....here I go... *goes in to clean it*

*closes her eyes* oh the Humanity!

I CLOGGED IT WHAT THE FUCK!!!

You help too

Okay! I’m on it

(Starts slurping it up like a dog)

I’m going to throw up....

Me a too....uhhhh I wish I didn’t see a that...

I’ll save some

Come get y’all’s juice

Takin a big fat shiiiiit

I’m takin a shiiiit

Maybe some piss

But it’s a lot of shiiiit

Shittin some more

oh god it’s all over the toilet now

SEND HELP

I’ll go get Mario.

Uh Mario the toilet is stuck again!

( @official-supermario )

Oh this is so a nasty.....

You are a plumber so....

*grabs the Plunger*

Dear star spirits....here I go... *goes in to clean it*

*closes her eyes* oh the Humanity!

I CLOGGED IT WHAT THE FUCK!!!

You help too

Okay! I’m on it

(Starts slurping it up like a dog)

Takin a big fat shiiiiit

I’m takin a shiiiit

Maybe some piss

But it’s a lot of shiiiit

Shittin some more

oh god it’s all over the toilet now

SEND HELP

I’ll go get Mario.

Uh Mario the toilet is stuck again!

( @official-supermario )

Oh this is so a nasty.....

You are a plumber so....

*grabs the Plunger*

Dear star spirits....here I go... *goes in to clean it*

*closes her eyes* oh the Humanity!

I CLOGGED IT WHAT THE FUCK!!!

…

Birds be like beo bwo behonbeo bo bwo

…….

Do you want? Bird?

(She pulls a dead, crushed pigeon from her pocket)

Takin a big fat shiiiiit

I’m takin a shiiiit

Maybe some piss

But it’s a lot of shiiiit

Shittin some more

oh god it’s all over the toilet now

SEND HELP

…

Birds be like beo bwo behonbeo bo bwo

hm wonder what my sexy robot girlfriend is currently doing

oh, hello @low-battery-paxton i didnt see you there ;) dont mind me, i was just doing my workout before i got to work this evening by stretching my naked calves on the windowsill… do you want a better look? 

I. want appy juise pleese

and i cant hide it anymore, pax…. what a man gotta do to tighten your wires???? 

GLPHF-

(She just shorts out and starts writhing on the ground, her face blushing)

Here, lemme fix you right up… (he starts screwing her arm back on)

Is that better..?

NO NO NO IT ISN’T AAAAAAGH

YOU’RE TWISTING IT THE WRONG WAY!!!!

hm wonder what my sexy robot girlfriend is currently doing

oh, hello @low-battery-paxton i didnt see you there ;) dont mind me, i was just doing my workout before i got to work this evening by stretching my naked calves on the windowsill… do you want a better look? 

I. want appy juise pleese

and i cant hide it anymore, pax…. what a man gotta do to tighten your wires???? 

GLPHF-

(She just shorts out and starts writhing on the ground, her face blushing)

hm wonder what my sexy robot girlfriend is currently doing

oh, hello @low-battery-paxton i didnt see you there ;) dont mind me, i was just doing my workout before i got to work this evening by stretching my naked calves on the windowsill… do you want a better look? 

I. want appy juise pleese

Kind of wanna rob Arby’s if their sandwhich bags... my partners aren’t home so fuck it let’s go Mario @low-battery-paxton

Do they have canola oil?

oh no. Is it for.. mrs tweedy to.. Yanno with your arm again

I’m gonna take that as a yes let’s get this bread *breaks open the register with a baseball bat and swallows a few pennies for good measure *

(She runs into the kitchen, the noise of pans and pots falling and glass shattering can be heard)

Oh GOD oh FUCK I gotta pee right now tell me where the bathroom is PLEASE . (The employee says they don’t have a public restroom. Miguel runs him down like a bull full of Doritos and runs into the employee restroom. He returns holding a bandaid) hey hey pickle wanna see something cool

(He witnesses as she chugs down a bottle of cooking oil, and she coughs on it)

Fiagaigsosgifaiifaoyssogogssg?

Ohhhh that’s sick! Did you leave any for me ??? Nevermind watch me eat this bandaid. I haven’t eaten in three days and I’m going down gourmet lane today miss pee is stored in the balls

Do you need some oil to wash it down with?!?!

(She sloshes it all over the place as she hands it to him)

(He slips on the oil and his pants fly off. He pulls them back on) mr Pringle you stay in my pants and NOT on the Arby’s kitchen floor... nasty.. anyways yeah (he finishes off the oil) ok now I’m drunk do you want to go rattle some of these pots in pans outside of the jewelry store across the street until they give us some to get us to leave

Let’s do it

(Gathers a shit load of cookware and just leaves with her arms full of pans)

Hell yeah let’s do this (stuffs his pockets full of Arby’s sandwich bags) my family gonna eat good TONIGHT! (He grabs some pots and pans and sticks two on his feet and slides around the kitchen, crashing right into Paxton and tearing her arm off)

WHOAAAAAAAA SHE’LL BE COMIN AROUND THE MOUNTAINS WHEN SHE COOOOOMES YEEHAW

(Paxton picks up her arm and starts drumming one of the pans with it as she exits the restaurant)

(He grabs her other arm and starts scratching his ass with it) so. Are we gonna go to the jewelry store or are we gonna go to the Dollar genitals and smell all their candles until they kick us out

BOTH

WE GONNA GO TO JEWLERY STORE FURST! THOUGH AND THEN WE GO TO DOLLAR GENITALIA

STOP! You will do no such thing! You’re both being arrested for being too funky in public. And Paxton I KNOW you’re the one who stole my wallet last week in Build a Bear. That money was for ME to buy a NEW VIBRATOR because I left my last one at a water park and I’m too embarrassed to go to the lost and FOUND to GET IT

MIGGGELLLLLLLLIO

(She screams and proceeds to run to the jewelry shop, peeing herself)

NO WAIT! I’m not fit enough to chase after you!!!! (He gets on a giant fake rodeo horse with a dildo sticking out of the saddle and chases after them on it, morning all the way) WAIT UP!!!

(Paxton leaves a piss trail as she sprints away, still yelling for miguel to come to the rescue)

WHERE YOU AT! DID YOU BRING THE ARBYS BAGS???

That’s IT... you made penis pee herself in public??? It’s on god now, sheriff. (He charges straight for woody and tackles him to the ground. He pushed the man’s silicone face in and screams in terror, chasing after Paxton)

I DID IT! I STOLE HIS SECOND WALLET! LET’S GO BUY A THEATER BABY!!!!

(Sobbing)

BOE

BRO

bRU

BRIH

BREH

Kind of wanna rob Arby’s if their sandwhich bags... my partners aren’t home so fuck it let’s go Mario @low-battery-paxton

Do they have canola oil?

oh no. Is it for.. mrs tweedy to.. Yanno with your arm again

I’m gonna take that as a yes let’s get this bread *breaks open the register with a baseball bat and swallows a few pennies for good measure *

(She runs into the kitchen, the noise of pans and pots falling and glass shattering can be heard)

Oh GOD oh FUCK I gotta pee right now tell me where the bathroom is PLEASE . (The employee says they don’t have a public restroom. Miguel runs him down like a bull full of Doritos and runs into the employee restroom. He returns holding a bandaid) hey hey pickle wanna see something cool

(He witnesses as she chugs down a bottle of cooking oil, and she coughs on it)

Fiagaigsosgifaiifaoyssogogssg?

Ohhhh that’s sick! Did you leave any for me ??? Nevermind watch me eat this bandaid. I haven’t eaten in three days and I’m going down gourmet lane today miss pee is stored in the balls

Do you need some oil to wash it down with?!?!

(She sloshes it all over the place as she hands it to him)

(He slips on the oil and his pants fly off. He pulls them back on) mr Pringle you stay in my pants and NOT on the Arby’s kitchen floor... nasty.. anyways yeah (he finishes off the oil) ok now I’m drunk do you want to go rattle some of these pots in pans outside of the jewelry store across the street until they give us some to get us to leave

Let’s do it

(Gathers a shit load of cookware and just leaves with her arms full of pans)

Hell yeah let’s do this (stuffs his pockets full of Arby’s sandwich bags) my family gonna eat good TONIGHT! (He grabs some pots and pans and sticks two on his feet and slides around the kitchen, crashing right into Paxton and tearing her arm off)

WHOAAAAAAAA SHE’LL BE COMIN AROUND THE MOUNTAINS WHEN SHE COOOOOMES YEEHAW

(Paxton picks up her arm and starts drumming one of the pans with it as she exits the restaurant)

(He grabs her other arm and starts scratching his ass with it) so. Are we gonna go to the jewelry store or are we gonna go to the Dollar genitals and smell all their candles until they kick us out

BOTH

WE GONNA GO TO JEWLERY STORE FURST! THOUGH AND THEN WE GO TO DOLLAR GENITALIA

STOP! You will do no such thing! You’re both being arrested for being too funky in public. And Paxton I KNOW you’re the one who stole my wallet last week in Build a Bear. That money was for ME to buy a NEW VIBRATOR because I left my last one at a water park and I’m too embarrassed to go to the lost and FOUND to GET IT

MIGGGELLLLLLLLIO

(She screams and proceeds to run to the jewelry shop, peeing herself)

NO WAIT! I’m not fit enough to chase after you!!!! (He gets on a giant fake rodeo horse with a dildo sticking out of the saddle and chases after them on it, morning all the way) WAIT UP!!!

(Paxton leaves a piss trail as she sprints away, still yelling for miguel to come to the rescue)

WHERE YOU AT! DID YOU BRING THE ARBYS BAGS???

pee

*gasps* for me? Thank you! *starts drinking*

glug glug glug

Kind of wanna rob Arby’s if their sandwhich bags... my partners aren’t home so fuck it let’s go Mario @low-battery-paxton

Do they have canola oil?

oh no. Is it for.. mrs tweedy to.. Yanno with your arm again

I’m gonna take that as a yes let’s get this bread *breaks open the register with a baseball bat and swallows a few pennies for good measure *

(She runs into the kitchen, the noise of pans and pots falling and glass shattering can be heard)

Oh GOD oh FUCK I gotta pee right now tell me where the bathroom is PLEASE . (The employee says they don’t have a public restroom. Miguel runs him down like a bull full of Doritos and runs into the employee restroom. He returns holding a bandaid) hey hey pickle wanna see something cool

(He witnesses as she chugs down a bottle of cooking oil, and she coughs on it)

Fiagaigsosgifaiifaoyssogogssg?

Ohhhh that’s sick! Did you leave any for me ??? Nevermind watch me eat this bandaid. I haven’t eaten in three days and I’m going down gourmet lane today miss pee is stored in the balls

Do you need some oil to wash it down with?!?!

(She sloshes it all over the place as she hands it to him)

(He slips on the oil and his pants fly off. He pulls them back on) mr Pringle you stay in my pants and NOT on the Arby’s kitchen floor... nasty.. anyways yeah (he finishes off the oil) ok now I’m drunk do you want to go rattle some of these pots in pans outside of the jewelry store across the street until they give us some to get us to leave

Let’s do it

(Gathers a shit load of cookware and just leaves with her arms full of pans)

Hell yeah let’s do this (stuffs his pockets full of Arby’s sandwich bags) my family gonna eat good TONIGHT! (He grabs some pots and pans and sticks two on his feet and slides around the kitchen, crashing right into Paxton and tearing her arm off)

WHOAAAAAAAA SHE’LL BE COMIN AROUND THE MOUNTAINS WHEN SHE COOOOOMES YEEHAW

(Paxton picks up her arm and starts drumming one of the pans with it as she exits the restaurant)

(He grabs her other arm and starts scratching his ass with it) so. Are we gonna go to the jewelry store or are we gonna go to the Dollar genitals and smell all their candles until they kick us out

BOTH

WE GONNA GO TO JEWLERY STORE FURST! THOUGH AND THEN WE GO TO DOLLAR GENITALIA

STOP! You will do no such thing! You’re both being arrested for being too funky in public. And Paxton I KNOW you’re the one who stole my wallet last week in Build a Bear. That money was for ME to buy a NEW VIBRATOR because I left my last one at a water park and I’m too embarrassed to go to the lost and FOUND to GET IT

MIGGGELLLLLLLLIO

(She screams and proceeds to run to the jewelry shop, peeing herself)