This is the story of only a little while ago.

I get my media recommendations the old fashioned way: by watching someone I follow on here go on an unhinged reblog spree of media related content until I eventually decide to go "alright, what's all this then"

"This person has a secret onlyfans!" "This artist does NSFW commissions!" "This author writes porn on the side!" I cannot begin to tell you how swag and awesome that is.

hears someone pounding at my door immediately before receiving this message

— “59. it’s beautiful, but I don’t like it” from 100 essays I don’t have time to write: on umbrellas and sword fights, parades and dogs, fire alarms, children, and theater, sarah ruhl 

nothing makes me feel more well adjusted than hearing about the problems that straight people in the periphery of my life are always having

my aunt's new guy broke into my ex uncle's garage and filled his bowling balls with caulk

I am promoting @adelphicoracle's incredible tag:

#a little caulk and ball torture

What makes this even funnier is if you’re a rich guy and do this the actual poker players will shower you with praise and say you’re great and to keep doing what you’re doing because they’re just siphoning money from you and want you to keep it up. Like, that’s the original definition of a “whale” in the gambling sense

I just woke up from a dream that there was a 90′s horror movie simply called, for some reason, “International Waters.” The plot of the movie was three people trying to escape a partially flooded, capsized cruise ship as they’re chased by a murderous, swimming newborn baby because according to this film if a baby is born directly into seawater it unlocks ancient prehistoric survival instincts. One of the three people had actually given birth to the baby like right when the boat flipped over but she was really nonchalant about the whole thing like “well of course he’s going to kill us he’s a baby in seawater” looking at the other 2 like they were idiots for not knowing. I don’t know how it could kill people but the baby had black voids for a mouth and eyes, it was lightning fast in the water and it could speak full sentences in a child voice though I couldn’t make out anything it said.

It’s been two years and I still remember this dream now and then, but only realized today that the mom looked like the girlfriend from that one meme and was making the same exact expression

the face you make when these assholes don’t even know about babies in seawater

i hope i never ever ever see this image while im high or it will also straight up kill me. it would make me so scared my skeleton would run away And id be a boneless scared heap on the ground

cant ever take this fish seriously when this song has been stuck in my head all year

Do you actually care about transmascs or do you just like slapping top scars on fictional twinks and talking about boy pussy

Do you actually care about transfems or do you just like talking about girl cock and throwing around performative 'yass queen's and call people 'mommy' on their transition timelines

Do you actually care about nonbinary people or do you just like talking about 'they/them pussy' and drawing skinny white fem-leaning androgynous people and calling them 'nonbinary'

Before this gets much farther: this isn't a post aimed at cis folk only. being transgender does not prevent you from being transphobic.

people reblogging without this last addition are cowards btw

had a fucking experience just now

playing skyrim. feel something cold on my foot. cats dropped a frog on my foot. ok. pick up the frog, bring the frog outside. hold hand out near plant so frog can jump into plant. frog doesn’t jump into plant. second frog jumps into my hand. i’m just standing there with two frogs in my hand. shake hand. frogs fall into plant. go inside. resume skyrim. alright.

I’m so mad that a t4 bacteriophage actually looks like that and that it’s appearance isn’t made up

this is how they look in all the models

this is how they actually look

like they really fucking look like that. in real life

viruses are literally such bullshit they have the nerve to look like this and they aren’t even ALIVE

I REFUSE TO ACCEPT THE SHITTY AND ARBITRARY DEFINITION OF LIFE THAT MAKES VIRUSES NOT ALIVE. FUCK YOU THEY ARE ALIVE

Things are heating up in the virus fandom

thats called a fever

i think what’s on a person’s nightstand is very telling so reblog this and put in the tags the things you have on your nightstand

followers who have had/are looking to get top surgery!!! i highly recommend thinking about scar mobilization. many times a scar after soft tissue surgery will feel "stiff" or "stuck." this is because in scar tissue, the soft tissue layers partially fuse together:

luckily this can be reversed at least partially most of the time through massage. once the wound is completely scarred over, you can begin to gently but firmly massage across the scar with 2-3 fingers in up and down, side to side, and clockwise/counterclockwise circular motions (more repetitions than i'm doing here), you can also gently pull the scar if it's not painful:

start with very light pressure and increase as time goes on. this should never be painful, only sometimes feeling that "tight" feeling. again, the wound must be COMPLETELY scarred over, no scabs whatsoever. but you can start massaging as soon as that happens.

you can do these as often as you like as long as it's not painful, but once or twice a day for maybe 5 minutes is definitely enough

btw this works for every soft tissue scar, not just top surgery. the same method is used for things like C-section scarring

scar massage is so helpful!!! best thing my care team told me when it was time to start scar massage was that when you’re doing it, you will likely feel the scar tissue breaking underneath your fingers. it feels like rope splitting underneath your fingers. it’s a weird thing to get used to but it’s completely normal

!! i forgot about this sensation. you will probably feel the tissue give way to the massage, it doesn't hurt it just feels really weird. you will notice this especially if you begin massage as soon as u can, less so if it's an old scar

Wallcreepers is bugs

OH SHIT HOW DID WE FORGET ABOUT THE SUNBITTERN

Nightjars and swifts is both bugs