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I saw a bumper sticker and thought “is that seductive Daffy Duck” and then when I looked closer I realized it was actually a fishing bumper sticker but also. also it is still very much seductive Daffy Duck???? somehow????????

hey guys. hey guys guess what.

every reblog is -1 hp for charles

tired of pretending i dont like imagine dragons . "all their music sounds like its designed to be in movie trailers" and !!!! some bitches like brainless noise !!!!!!

"they're generic and engineered to be the most bland 'rock' band imagineable for the masses" when radioactive comes on i do the inhale-exhale thing with my entire chest u will never know simple joys and pleasures like i do.

won’t lie to u bestie, i have been imagining pleasures of the flesh from time to time

Gawd damn right

[holding myself firmly by the neck like a yowling squirming kitten] This Minor Setback Is Not The End Of The World

How different people take off their headphones to listen to you

Placeholder moustache

Call that a 5-o'clock foreshadowing

Perhaps the most-terrifying space photograph around.

Astronaut Bruce McCandless II floats untethered away from the safety of the space shuttle, with nothing but his Manned Maneuvering Unit keeping him alive. The first person in history to do so.

Credit: NASA

Yeah but give the guy a parachute if he falls lol there’s mountains right there

Reach For the Sky by Denny Bitte

me

hot people always have teeth that are a lil bit fucked up and it only makes them hotter

I didnt realize Elon Musk had other kids from before Grimes, but learning he has an 18 year old trans daughter who is legally filing a name change to match her gender identity and so she'll no longer be related to her father in name really puts his "pronouns suck" "this isnt your heart" shenanigans into a much worse light.

I hope you never see this man again, yet still get all his money.

ive been thinking about this tweet for the past 2 days like literally nonstop