Hi hi

how does tumblr even work do you just like talk to yourself until people are like "i like this one"

this is actually exactly how it works

Goodnight moon

Goodnight room

Goodnight hardworking Organization for Transformative Works volunteers keeping us from doom

Netflix wants us to believe that sideburns are attractive

It’s working.

some emergency alert operator just gave me a three minute taste of being an indie horror game protagonist jesus fuckin christ

who are your parasocial enemies, like mine are andrew lloyd webber and butch hartman

every now and again I will remember this post from the bread baking reddit

and the words “horf some cronts” will float through my mind and I just

lose it every time

i love one (1) disaster wizard

It’s a good metaphor tho, because the situation is never going to get better if you don’t eventually pull the door. And afterwards, no matter what the damage was, you’ll have a working cabinet, whatever plates you could salvage, and a place to start putting new plates.

Reblogging for that comment ^

Hats off for negative jokes turned to wholesome posts

So this was me for a long time. Afraid to open the door, certain that all that I was would crash and break. That I could never be repaired.

But I opened the door.

And what fell out and crashed to the ground was not me. They weren’t my dishes.

They were other people’s dishes.

Put inside we without my permission, when I was too young to know that I could not hold them all.

I opened the door, and I’m still here.

It turns out, I’m not that fragile.

Oh damn it got better

THANK YOU TWO FOR MAKING OUR LIVES A LITTLE BETTER

one minute not thinking about will graham (relapsed) (relapsed) (relapsed) (relapsed) (relapsed)

job for a man with no skills and is scared of everything

@staff

Insect Lore Buzzerks Costume Mask

> eBay

@thatrandomautist @lizardspells

what is a glasgow kiss even anyway ?

here’s what i found

Some of my favorite replies.