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When does the album drop?
As soon as he knocks it off the counter.
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I mean
adhd is stored in the ass
the a in adhd stands for ass
What do the other letters stand for then?
Ass Don't Have Dopamine
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I have waited ALL FUCKING YEAR TO POST THIS
Santa is coming tonight.
plainsstriding
THE ONLY CHRISTMAS POST I DON’T BLOCK
venicksen
dancer is my life
YES HERE IT IS, JUST IN THE SAINT NICK OF TIME
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“woman”? no, you misheard. i’m an omen.
generalgrievousdatingsim
i don’t identify as “male” or “female”, i identify as a warning
♀️♂️🍭🎊Congratulations!🎊🍭♀️♂️
It’s a Harbinger
lockmusings
*conservative suburban mom voice* is she… you know… a portent of doom
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King David: *plays a regular, non-secret chord*
The Lord:
firefeufuego
King David: *finally plays the secret chord*
The Lord:
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blessyourheartlittleone
Anonymous asked:
What’s your typical day like?
i wake up. i malfunction. i call it a day
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twitters has been on “all crime is legal for 24 hours” since the trump corona announcement
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I’ve been laughing at this all day
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Soup soup soup soup
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unclefather
Absolutely insane
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you: hey
me: *turns around and accidentally hits you with my comically long plague doctor mask* what
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[Video description: a man holding a small chocolate box is wearing a orange plaid shirt, he is mostly bald but has a beard and small amount of hair on his head. The man also has tattoos on his arms.
Man: you know, momma always said having kids was like a box of chocolates
You never know what your gonna get
(the man opens the box and pulls out a small note with the word pansexual written on it)
Man: thats a good one!
(pulls out note with bisexual written on it)
Man: i like that one too!
(pulls out another note with asexual on it)
Man: thats a good one!
(pulls out card with gender fluid on it)
Man: yes!
(pulls out card with non binary on it)
Man: oh, yes!
(pulls out card with trans gender on it)
Man: definitely!!
(pulls out card with straight on it)
Man: thats a good one
(pulls out card with gay on it)
Man: i like that one!
(pulls out card with lesbian on it)
Man: and i like this one too!
There isn't anything in this box that i dont like!
The video ends and is credited to princess dad @/ourdadnow on tik tok
End description]
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