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Woman up!

@bea-sayan / bea-sayan.tumblr.com

French girl, 26, potterhead for over 10 years, Jilyshipper until the end, johnlocker because no one will ever convince me that this was a joke... And that's only the top of the iceberg! Let's go tumblring :)
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cha-melodius

HAPPY 100 FICS / 1000 KUDOS DARLING

Could I please get Firstprince at some sort of pet store?

💜💜💜💜

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(HAPPY BIRTHDAY CRICKET!!!! This is the fill for your fandom fest request of firstprince at a pet store. Thank you for being such an excellent doc gremlin and wonderful friend, I hope this fic brightens your day!!)

(T, 2.2k, read it below or on AO3)

There’s a staggeringly gorgeous man loitering by a display of chew toys.

The sight of him momentarily brings Henry to a complete halt, which confuses David. He reaches the end of his lead and looks back at Henry with his head tilted, clearly wondering what could have interrupted their usual pilgrimage to the elaborate collection of bones, pigs’ ears, and various treats that make this store worth going out of their way to visit. Unfortunately for David, Henry needs a moment. He knows he’s being kind of weird, but surely he can be forgiven. It’s not every day one comes across the personification of pure sunlight in a pet store.

The man doesn’t seem to notice Henry’s watching, thankfully. His full lips pout thoughtfully as he pokes idly at a few toys, picking them up and putting them down again without much intention. A few dark curls fall forward over his forehead as he props one hand on his devastatingly narrow waist, perfectly emphasized by the way his tailored button-down is tucked into navy chinos that hug a truly perfect arse.

David chuffs softly, pulling Henry out of his reverie. Right. The beautiful man looks like he could use some decision-making assistance, perhaps. Henry will take whatever tiny opening he can get.

“If you need some advice on toys, I have some experience,” Henry said, only realizing the way it sounds once the words are out of his mouth.

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03josten

i mean this from the bottom of my heart: no one is impressed by your loud ass car. actually we talked about it and we all want you dead.

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liesmyth

btw! I was made aware that many people don't know that we're boycotting Eurovision this year, so.

we are boycotting Eurovision, as per BDS guidelines.

don't watch the stream, don't engage with the videos, don't post it about it on social media using hashtags that are going to trend.

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Imagining Buck coming out to the firefam maybe like chimney or someone

Buck: uh I’m dating someone

Firefam: what’s their name

Buck: his name is Tommy

Chim: Tommy’s gay??

Buck:

Buck: what-what about me?

Chim: … are you supposed to be coming out right now?

Buck: …yes

Chim: oh man I didn’t realise it was a secret

Buck: what

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when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

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when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

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hikingnerd

When Russia sends you nudes

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onwardwall

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

reblog it, because Russia can´t

maradaisykat

Thanks Obama 

When Russia makes this post illegal

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earthnicity

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

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dovahdez

I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash

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Buck waking up in a cold sweat: OH MY GOD THAT HOT FIREFIGHTER FROM TEXAS DURING THE WILDFIRES THOUGHT I WAS FLIRTING WITH HIM. OH MY GOD I WAS FLIRTING WITH HIM

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ninzied

where ground meets light

alex and henry go on a double date. modern au. based on the prompt: a kiss to distract, for @caressthosecheekbones. ~1.2k.

They’ve only been dating a few weeks when he suggests it.

“Sorry.” Henry has to take this all in for a moment. Surely he must have misheard. “You want to go on a double date? With Alex?”

“Is that weird?” Gregory asks, in the manner of one who’s merely being rhetorical. “He’s your best friend. I want to get to know him better.”

“Well. Sure,” Henry says, because he cannot think of a single reasonable objection that a normal person would make. A normal person who’s not been harboring an ill-advised torch for his best friend for years. “Though,” he hedges, as if the thought’s just occurring to him, “I’m not sure he’s dating anyone at the moment.”

Henry would know if he is. In fact, according to Pez, the whole world would be hard-pressed not to notice because of the moods Henry gets in when it happens.

But it’s been well over a month now since his latest “little London fog,” as Pez calls it, so Henry mentions the idea to Alex as an afterthought, thinking there’s no real danger of him saying yes.

“Great!” says Alex brightly. “I’ll bring Yvette.”

He’ll bring fucking whom?

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bea-sayan

I really loved this 🥹🥹🥹

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team--edward

Another AO3 thing I’m curious about, how do yall decide if something is good enough to read? Usually I follow a rule of 1 kudos for every 10 hits. One because it’s easy math and two it’s yet to fail me. Thoughts? Do you just go for it and pray it’s good?

Tags and summary. Wild that anyone can base what is 'good enough' to read just off of kudos or comments. There are real gems out there not being read because they aren't deemed 'popular' enough. It's ridiculous.

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bea-sayan

Popular does not equal quality. THAT is the easy maths. It's all tags and summary for me too.

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*Tommy kisses Buck in his loft in LA*
Meanwhile, somewhere in Austin Texas:
*TK shoot up in bed, waking Carlos up*
Carlos: Babe? Is everything okay?
TK: It happened.
Carlos: What happened?
TK, smiling: Something amazing.
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