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Malenkaya-Glosoli

@malenkaya-glosoli / malenkaya-glosoli.tumblr.com

ABOUT ME: Pseudonym: Dagmar | 23 | She | Residence: USA | My birthday 22 June | Autistic and proud | My biggest loves are the Romanovs, other royalty, Sigur Rós, Iceland, Scandinavia, and Disney. You'll also find some of my other interests here as well.
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amaditalks

The far right justices in question are Clarence Thomas (75) and Samuel Alito (73). The likelihood that both will be able to remain on the bench until 2029, at the earliest, is small, especially with the growing ethics concerns around Thomas’ financial improprieties and his wife’s association with January 6 that may push his retirement even though he is currently (very) resistant. Thomas and Alito are the oldest members of the Court.

Re-electing Biden substantially increases the chances of the loaded 6-3 court shifting to 5-4, moving control away from the far right bloc, by 2029.

But it also has to be considered that Sonia Sotomayor, even though she is only 68, may not be able to remain on the bench through the next presidential term due to health concerns.

The first Trump presidency and Mitch McConnell’s scheming loaded the court with three right wing ideologues who barely qualify to teach law at Regent University, let alone have lifetime appointments to our highest court.

It is crucial to remember that the impact of a presidency on the courts outlasts any other presidential legacy and can change the entire course of American life for decades.

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cardigarden

Also, if Trump gets reelected, Alito and Thomas are both going to retire in favor of Trump appointing two 37-year-olds who are even more extremist and then we're all fucked for an additional generation

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Dukha kid holding the head of a taimen fish. Taimen can grow up to a meter and a half long. They are sometimes called “river wolves” in Mongolia, because they lurk under the surface of the water and eat birds and small animals that come to the river to drink.

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i-am-a-fish

this post is exclusively for people with dirty rooms

this post is specifically for people who know their room is a mess, but their brain won't let them clean it. this post is for you. I love you and I see you

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thoodleoo

useless ancient roman law facts

  • if you call someone to witness and they refused to show up, you are legally entitled to stand outside their house and scream, but only every third day
  • you can sell your son into slavery once or twice, but after the third time he doesn’t have to put up with that shit anymore
  • no wailing allowed at funerals
  • also you can only have ONE funeral per person, don’t get greedy
  • if your neighbor’s tree has a branch hanging into your yard, you can legally cut down the entire fucking tree
  • however, if some of your neighbor’s fruit from his dumb tree falls into your yard, he can legally come into your yard to snoop around get it
  • if you call someone to witness and they’re too sick or old to get to court themselves, you have to provide a cart for them to come in, but it doesn’t have to be, like, a nice cart if you don’t want it to

they are indeed real! they’re from the twelve tables, a roman law text so old that it’s hard for even people who are well-versed in latin to read by the text is archaic (also half of it is missing but whatever)

while we’re on the subject, here are some more good ones that i forgot to put in:

  • the penalty for writing a song slandering someone (it’s very specific on the song bit) is getting clubbed to death
  • if you hurt someone (or if you just sort of inconvenience them) through magic arts, the penalty for that is also death
  • however if you maim someone’s limb through normal limb-maiming processes you just sort of have to figure things out between yourselves
  • if there’s a road right next to your property, feel free to build a fence around it to prevent people from driving into it, but if you don’t build your own fence then tough shit
  • if you waste all your money you can legally be prevented from wasting even more of your money
  • if you’re a woman and you live with a man for a year, that technically makes you married, unless you spend three successive nights at somewhere other than his house, in which case you’re not married i guess
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this post feels like it’s lost some of its original context because I remember reblogging it in 2012 when I didn’t have a smart phone and smart phone ownership was much lower in general. So being on tumblr on Christmas meant being physically at a computer and being visibly unsocial if not completely removed from any festivities. Now everyone’s on social media every day of the year. A true heritage post really

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My therapist just told me my problem is that I need to write more fanfiction.

This sounds fake but the logic behind it is actually really interesting? She said obsession with a new fandom triggers quick dopamine release when we consume all this related content--it's easy and addictive.

What we're NOT getting is that 'slow dopamine' that's more sustainable and engaging. That's the kind we get from DOING things that take effort but are ultimately rewarding.

So like, she suggested that writing fic and making fanart are ways to balance the quick dopamine of watching a show/reading fic with the slow dopamine of working at something that takes effort.

Moral of the story is you should engage in the process of creation around your favorite things. You'll feel better for it.

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owldaughter

Oh.

OH.

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Being Married To Ivar Would Include...

-Ivar being really protective over you in every single way possible. He would fight anyone who tries to mess with you or try and take you away from him.

-Him wanting to make sure that you are safe no matter what and always has someone go with you in the village does not matter if it is him or some other warrior going with you.

-During feasts he always has you sit with him. He does not want you to feel alone or have to sit with another man. So, he just wants you to sit with him.

-When you both are in bed, he loves to cuddle with you and be with you all throughout the night. Sometimes, he lets you cuddle him from behind but his most favorite is when he is laying down on his back and then you just lay your head on his chest.

-You both always having fun no matter what is going on. Everyone always notices that you both are always smiling around each other and making each other laugh at any time possible.

-Him always being super gentle with you. He is always gentle touching you. He always makes sure that when he hugs you or even when you both cuddle that he is being gentle and soft with you.

-His brothers have had a small crush on you at some point but have let it go because they had realized that you were staying with Ivar for a long time.

-His brothers liking you and thinking that you are a good fit for him and could handle all of his crazy tendencies.

-Ragnar and Aslaug liking you as well and treating you as if you are their own family and talking to you as such as well.

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Dating Ivar Would Include...

-Ivar being really protective of you like all the time. He would hate anything happening to you. Even if it is such a small thing. He would be so dramatic even if you got a small cut on yourself.

-Him buying you all the things that you need and more. He wants to make sure that you are well taken care of and that you have all the things that you want and need.

-Him loving to give you kisses and hugs all the time. He does not mind at all showing how much he loves you to everyone in the village.

-Him learning how to be honest with you and talk to you more. He never felt like he could talk to anyone and tell the truth unless it was with his mother or father.

-Him loving you in every single way that he can. He gives you gifts, love, and even tries to fix things for you if you need it.

-He always gets mad when someone tries and takes you away from him. He is so willing to fight for you in every way possible. In his mind even though you both are just dating he knows that he wants to marry you and that you are his already. So, he protects you in every way that he can.

-His brothers already like you a lot and even wish that they have claimed you before Ivar did. But they soon let that go when they realize how much you really love Ivar.

-Ivar being able to tell you everything and anything that is on his mind. He respects your opinion a lot. So, he will always ask you your opinion on things. Even if it is something political.

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Ivar Being Possessive Of You Would Include...

-Ivar would be really possessive over you because he just does not want to lose you and he just loves you so much.

-He would do anything for you that you may have needed. He loves just getting stuff for you as well. If you need anything he has got it for you.

-Whenever you are off doing something around the village, he makes sure that someone goes with you just to help keep you safe if something ever happened in the village.

-He loves to cuddle you to whenever he can when you both are in bed about to go to sleep.

-Whenever you come into the same room as him, he sometimes likes to put all of his attention on you. He cannot always do this because of meeting and all this but when he is able to, he loves to give you a ton of attention from himself.

-He also loves to just give you random hugs out of nowhere and likes to play around with you as well.

-Sometimes when you both are in the house alone, he likes to tickle you and make you laugh a lot.

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Being Ivar's Woman Would Include

Being Ivar's woman would include a lot of different things. To start off it would include him being super protective over you. Like he would want someone he trusts to be with you at all times if he could not be with you at that time. Not only is he protective but he is also really possessive over you as well. he just wants to keep you safe because he knows that people do not like him so that means you have a possibility of getting hurt because they do not like him. Not only is he protective and possessive over you but he is also really loving and caring towards you. He loves to spoil you and cuddle with you a lot. Like I mean a lot. Whenever he notices that you even have the slightest liking of something in the market, he buys it for you because he notices when you like things. He also really loves to cuddle you at night whenever you both are in bed sleeping. He likes to keep you close and feel hoe warm you are against him.

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Ivar Being Gentle With You Would Include...

Ivar would be really gentle with you because he thinks you deserve to be gentle with. He thinks you are very sensitive, so he handles you so gently and no way other. he loves it when he is gentle mainly because he knows that you are gentle back with him because he knows you love that he is gentle with you. he would always give you very soft and loving hugs no matter where you both are and maybe give you small kisses on your forehead when hugging you. he also loves cuddling you every night when you both are going to bed. He loves feeling you against him when you are both cuddling. He also really loves being close to you and you also laying your head on top of his chest when cuddling.

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Ivar Proposing To You Would Include...

Ivar proposing to you would be the biggest shock to everyone. I think some of his family would not expect him to even want to marry someone even though he says all the time of his ambitions of having children. I think it surprised Hvitserk and Sigurd the most just because they did not really believe him all that much. But then once they see you and see the ring on your finger then they start to believe it a bit more. But they are still in shock either way. At the end of the day though, they are very happy for Ivar. And of course, Ivar is very happy to be marrying you. When Ivar proposes to you, he makes sure it is very special and gets you a very nice ring to propose to you with. Before he had proposed to you, he had planned a nice dinner with you in nature and also a night for the both of you and then after dinner he had asked you to marry him.

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"I would kill for you. I would die for you" would you take a break for me? Would you sit down and rest? For a day, a week, a year? Would you let others take care of your needs for me? Would you let yourself be held for me? By me?

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