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A group of rough looking boys walked past me today and all I heard of their conversation was “he’s got that anxiety disorder bro so I went with him so he’d be more comfortable” and it made me realise the world isn’t all that bad

#this is team skull

The pet store I worked at had a pen with rabbits near the front door. On every side of the pen were huge signs saying “You can pet me, but don’t pick me up!” One day two absolutely huge guys came in and one immediately reaches into the pen to grab a rabbit. Before i could say anything his friend grabbed his arm and asked him “did you see the sign?” He said “yeah! it says that you can pick them up but don’t pet them!” Then he went quiet for a moment and softly said “I didn’t read it right did I?” And his friend just puts his arm on his shoulder and said “its ok, i know you’ve got that thing where words get mixed up. Let just pet these cute lil shits” And I still haven’t gotten over that interaction.

I was walking my dog through Boston bc he likes the likes car rides. He’s a little thing tbh we call him short and long. So this huge scary man with a full beard approaches me like “hey can my buddy and I pet your dog? He gets nervous around dogs but your’s is so small I think it’s a good place to start.” Ofc I was like “yes he’s very friendly!” So this guy brings his equally big friend over and they sit on the floor while this man looks terrified of my tiny dog so big man number one asks “can I pick him up?” And i say yes so he picks him up and puts him on man number two’s lap and man number two is abt to freak out and his friend straight up just goes “hey man, it’s okay just relax I’d never let anything hurt you. He’s a good boy.” I’ll never forget it ever bc I know that man looked at me (5'3 , glasses, probably wearing a sweater vest) and my dog (kinda goofy looking little thing) and was like ‘ah yes the two least intimidating living things I’ve seen in Boston all day he’ll feel relaxed around them’ and went out of his way to help his friend. It makes me so happy

A good post, pure.

Another adorable story has been added.

Goat gives it all it’s got

goat: mwaahh

dude: aww, that’s so wimpy, come on, give it all you got! GO!

goat: mwaAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!

dude: yeaaah

this is so important

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Some gecko pals 🦎

Ten things every Daddy should know

- how to make a perfect grilled cheese sandwich

- how to build a blanket fort

- how to braid hair: beginner level advanced techniques

- how to wash a stuffed animal

- how to make the perfect chocolate chip cookie: thick and chewy thin and crispy

- where to find a good bedtime story

- where to find an adult sized pacifier

- how to paint fingernails (and toenails)

- how to make your own bath bombs

- how to make Mickey Mouse pancakes

Welp

I dont wanna have this all over my followers wall and I dont expect anyone to read this. But I need to get it out of me before it starts to rot.. I feel distant from my daddy…so much so that I dont wanna go into little space around him because I dont want to have to rely on him as much. Daddy says im pretty and beautiful and that Im his favorite and stuff…but I cant believe him anymore or even try to fake it…he really likes ecchi/nsfw stuff and this “model” and cosplayers that are nsfw and all the pictures he is drawn to are skinny, fit, hour glass, big boobed any tiny waisted ladies…and Im not that at all…im short and 181 lbs and sad…and I dont have anyone to talk to abouts it cause I don’t wanna be a burden…

Oh and to clarify - the ecchi stuff and nudity and stuff makes me feel unimportant and super replaceable. I see special togethet time as a couple as something special and something that you dont share with others and you cherish it...and I feel like dirt because of it...

I wish there was some sort of blanket you could cover yourself with but it didn’t make you warm it just provided the sensation of being covered because some nights it’s just too hot for a blanket but I need something covering me so it’s a choice between boiling to death or being completely vulnerable to monsters

What you are looking for is called a weighted blanket! They come in different sizes, types, and weights and you’d have to do some research to find the right one for you. Usually they’re made of a light, but reinforced fabric, and are filled with evenly space weights (mine is weighted with a type of plastic bead). Unless you have it made to keep you warm, they’re usually quite cool!

I actually live where 90°F is an average temp. and at night I often sleep with just the weighted blanket since it still provides a protective sensation without overheating me. It’s designed to help you feel grounded. 

Mine has a custom fabric (I picked an avengers one), is full sized, and weighs about 17 pounds (which is one of the heaviest ones, i think the average is about 10 or 11 lbs. but dont quote me on that).

It’s a great investment if you have trouble with disassociation and it’s fantastic for sensory processing disorder, adhd, autism, and anxiety!

OOOH ahelpfulnpc !!!

kidkreole

OKAY BUT WHERE I CAN I BUY A THING???????????/

Here is a list of a bunch of places where you can buy weighted blankets, as well as instructions on how to make one yourself. 

AMAZING. And yeah, this is waaaaay better than the old “just use a sheet!” non-solution.

Neeeed

DD/lg for Beginners

this is great

- Amber

In case it’s needed 🌸

This is what I do every morning.

You would not believe how much my flexibility has improved - I can now do the forward fold with my palms flat on the floor.

 If you have more time you can hold each pose for 20 or 30 seconds.

Going through messages I noticed that a lot of the more common questions are asked, and many of the answers lay within my body of work. While I have assembled collections in the past.. I made an absolute master list of what exists until now. Enjoy.

THE DDLG HANDBOOK

PART ONE: the princess journal http://mistersbeard.tumblr.com/post/132350658353/this-coming-week-im-going-to-begin-a-series-on PART TWO: basic rules http://mistersbeard.tumblr.com/post/132512690643/yesterday-here-at-the-beard-we-began-part-1-of-a PART THREE: punishments http://mistersbeard.tumblr.com/post/132630371933/welcome-to-part-3-of-our-series-on-basic-ddlg PART FOUR: rewards http://mistersbeard.tumblr.com/post/133106715223/welcome-to-part-four-in-our-series-on-basic-ddlg PART FIVE: the progress chart http://mistersbeard.tumblr.com/post/134618528218/welcome-to-part-5-of-my-ddlg-101-series-on-basic

DD/lg Daddy Survival Kit:

PART ONE: http://mistersbeard.tumblr.com/post/157823292713/the-ddlg-daddy-survival-kit-part-one-i-often

PROPER ETIQUETTE FOR AFTERCARE:

http://mistersbeard.tumblr.com/post/137430281053/mistersbeard-today-we-talk-about-the-important

SAFETY:

THE SAFE WORD - PART ONE:

http://mistersbeard.tumblr.com/post/136157370793/paramount-to-any-successful-ddlg-relationship-is

THE SAFE WORD - PART TWO:

http://mistersbeard.tumblr.com/post/141095394708/safe-word-part-2-previously-here-at-the-beard-we

THE LIMITS LIST:

http://mistersbeard.tumblr.com/post/141086811788/mistersbeard-one-of-the-ways-that-a-relationship

THE MAD DADDY:

http://mistersbeard.tumblr.com/post/140449324603/mistersbeard-at-the-heart-of-every-man-there

IDENTITY ISSUES:

THE DDLG RULEBOOK:

http://mistersbeard.tumblr.com/post/140421037558/one-of-the-most-common-things-that-i-get-goes-a

WHAT AM I? LITTLE? MIDDLE? OTHER?

http://mistersbeard.tumblr.com/post/141389825953/mistersbeard-i-get-a-lot-of-questions-from

THE LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP

HOW TO SURVIVE - PART ONE

http://mistersbeard.tumblr.com/post/141389711398/mistersbeard-ldr-part-one-the-basics-the

HOW TO SURVIVE - PART TWO

http://mistersbeard.tumblr.com/post/141409634583/part-two-basic-structure-for-your-ldr

PSYCHOLOGY - DEALING WITH FEELINGS

SUB DROP

http://mistersbeard.tumblr.com/post/140707744723/today-we-talk-about-the-ever-so-sensitive-subject

DADDY DROP

http://mistersbeard.tumblr.com/post/140930525663/previously-we-have-spoken-on-the-subject-of-sub

Am I a pedophile or pervert for liking DD/lg?

http://mistersbeard.tumblr.com/post/158278327603/what-should-i-tell-someone-who-claims-this

How to approach polyamory 

http://mistersbeard.tumblr.com/post/158043094653/hi-mister-i-started-seeing-a-man-and-were

Is my boss or superior a DOM?

http://mistersbeard.tumblr.com/post/157652094363/hi-mister-okay-so-i-would-appreciate-your

BEDTIME:

http://mistersbeard.tumblr.com/post/133232042463/mistersbeard-i-was-recently-asked-a-question-on

Bedtime stories:

http://mistersbeard.tumblr.com/post/133559589243/where-the-wild-things-are

RIGHT AND WRONG, DO AND DO NOT

DADDY IS ALWAYS RIGHT?

http://mistersbeard.tumblr.com/post/140026786958/mistersbeard-not-all-rules-should-be-followed

PUNISHMENT 101

http://mistersbeard.tumblr.com/post/140836121838/mistersbeard-its-an-unfortunate-thing-but-every

MEETING DADDY FOR THE FIRST TIME:

http://mistersbeard.tumblr.com/post/137748071028/mistersbeard-so-youre-going-to-meet-daddy-for

How to properly leave your abusive daddy

http://mistersbeard.tumblr.com/post/158279355793/guess-what-i-got-rid-of-my-daddy-who-wasnt-a

GENERAL TIPS FOR LITTLES:

FINDING LITTLE SPACE WITHOUT A DADDY:

http://mistersbeard.tumblr.com/post/134123341483/mistersbeard-being-a-lost-little-can-be-a-scary

TIPS FOR LITTLES: PRACTICE

http://mistersbeard.tumblr.com/post/139140498918/todays-subject-practice-its-common-amongst

TECHNOLOGY - USEFUL APPS

http://mistersbeard.tumblr.com/post/140463466758/mistersbeard-todays-topic-useful-apps-to

GENERAL TIPS FOR DADDIES:

A LITTLE IS HER DADDIES STUFFIE:

http://mistersbeard.tumblr.com/post/131040704263/daddies-have-a-daddy-space-and-they-need

DADDY 101 - DONT BE WEAK:

http://mistersbeard.tumblr.com/post/133482899643/daddy-tip-dont-beg-your-little-for-things-it

DADDY 101 - CONFIDENCE:

http://mistersbeard.tumblr.com/post/138158020318/how-does-a-great-general-win-the-war-and-conquer

DADDY 101 - CONSEQUENCES OF NEGLECT

http://mistersbeard.tumblr.com/post/156874383773/daddy-101-the-consequence-of-neglect-and-now-we

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Elephant Themed Little Girl! (Requested by @cupcakes-and-lace )