we are all going to be ookay some day i promise
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stingray blast
I know unicorns in modern media are kind of relegated to cutsie, MLP, rainbow plastic toys, or shitting rainbows, 'lets go to candy mountain' but man. I WISH more fantasy media would put them in unironically. There is so much symbolic and narrative potential in a creature that is, depending on your mythology:
I need to fucking practice drawing so I can depict my favorite characters doing b2b jungle DJ sets in tiny crowded basement nightclubs at 1 in the morning
Can U draw me fucking on that big beautiful MILF from undertale honestly i never played that game but the hentai Ive seen of her bouncing them jugs around really p0wns my dick
Ok Guga but as penance for saying this to me only my eyes get to see it
btw.. Baa is apart of a litter with equally exceptional names
here’s to all the weird little girls growing up into even weirder men
And to all the weird little boys who grew up into weird women.
and the weird little whatevers that grew up into weirder whatevers
I have a lot of feelings on how indigenous groups who didn’t build permanent structures like cities aren’t seen as being as sophisticated as ones who built large cities, without accounting for the fact that maybe it’s in our values systems to leave as light of a footprint as possible and it’s important that our structures are easily taken down or fade with the passage of time because it’s easier on the landscape, but ya know.
This made me think of the story one of my Coast Salish acquaintances tells of how her family would travel from the Puget Sound up Mt. Rainier every year and, sure, following herds but also they had berry bushes and trees and prairies (with camas is the one she always talks about but I'm sure other foods) that were in the care of specific families so they also followed the plants through the year. They cultivated and cared for them, not just coming to gather and move on to the unknown. They came back and to the same places, the same plants and trees every year.
I think a lot of people mistake what a huge connection that is to land and territory. They hear "nomadic" and dismiss it without realizing. It doesnt mean you dont have roots in the area. It means your roots are so ingrained in the area outsiders dont even see them there.
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remembering the time I called american psycho (a satirical film about toxic masculinity) a dark comedy and the overwhelming response was 'oh so u think men killing sex workers is funny? u think THAT'S funny?' like no I find a patrick batemen listening to 'i'm walking on sunshine', killing jared leto while wearing a clear raincoat and giving a dissertation on huey lewis n the news, using 'I need to return some video tapes' to get out of awkward situations, throwing a hissy fit about business cards, dropping a chainsaw down a flight of stairs, thinking an atm is telling him to feed it cats, and crying hysterically under a desk is funny. but thank u for ur wonderful insight
ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be a nervous young man
creatures
bees?
to elaborate:
- her parents didn't belive she was hearing "monsters" in the walls. it was 60,000 bees
- she is 3 years old
- her parents gave her a spray bottle to "spray away the monsters". it was 60,000 bees
- they didn't belive her for 8 minths
- removal cost them $20,000 BECAUSE IT WAS 60,000 BEES!!!!!!
Various stars & moon details from my gouache paintings 🌙✨
As much as tumblr likes to post about boypussy some people on here get really mad when you ask them to respect the men who have pussies.
Yeah yeah okay this anime boy has a cunt and can get boypreggers . Now are you normal when real life trans men are at the obgyn to get reproductive health care ?
Listen Up Columbia! — Portraits from a campus in crisis Photographed by Gabriella Gregor Splaver