“2012 Doomsday? Yeah right! This calendar was designed for all you crazy motherfuckers that are still out there, fighting to survive in this world. So what did ever happened to us? Plague? Meteorite? Zombie apocalypse? (I’d be really pissed of if you have a zombie apocalypse right now!) Yeah, anyway. You’re probably wondering who the fuck does this shit work. Well the only thing you need to know is that the cyan and pink numbers designate the Sundays of this year. I sure hope that romance will not eclipse for the next year, so I made a chart of the moon’s phases over the entire year. Well, that’s all from me. Thanks if you bought this calendar, fuck you if you stole or copied it. Hope it comes handy from time to time and not ending up as a joint roach.” Also featured on behance.net (http://www.behance.net/gallery/Suck-it-2012/5226831)