“2012 Doomsday? Yeah right! This calendar was designed for all you crazy motherfuckers that are still out there, fighting to survive in this world. So what did ever happened to us? Plague? Meteorite? Zombie apocalypse? (I’d be really pissed of if you have a zombie apocalypse right now!) Yeah, anyway. You’re probably wondering who the fuck does this shit work. Well the only thing you need to know is that the cyan and pink numbers designate the Sundays of this year. I sure hope that romance will not eclipse for the next year, so I made a chart of the moon’s phases over the entire year. Well, that’s all from me. Thanks if you bought this calendar, fuck you if you stole or copied it. Hope it comes handy from time to time and not ending up as a joint roach.” Also featured on behance.net (http://www.behance.net/gallery/Suck-it-2012/5226831)
Sex: Yes please
Born: This way
Hobbies: Listening to lame heavy metal bands
Eye color: Turd-ish brown
Dimensions: 1,72 m height, 50 cm width (no bleed included)
Blood type: Merseyside Red
Health: Fragile
Movies: Shitty american comedies and british with black humor
Ambitions: A world with normal clients
Bank: Sperm Bank
Car: The black bean of death (Toyota yaris)
Family: Modern Family only!
Fetish: American series downloading
Zodiac sign: Minotaur
Role models: Barney Stinson, Al Bundy, Phil Dunphy
Special features: ABS with ABD, dolby surround, heated seats
Foreign languages: British and American English, Deutsch
Born: This way
Hobbies: Listening to lame heavy metal bands
Eye color: Turd-ish brown
Dimensions: 1,72 m height, 50 cm width (no bleed included)
Blood type: Merseyside Red
Health: Fragile
Movies: Shitty american comedies and british with black humor
Ambitions: A world with normal clients
Bank: Sperm Bank
Car: The black bean of death (Toyota yaris)
Family: Modern Family only!
Fetish: American series downloading
Zodiac sign: Minotaur
Role models: Barney Stinson, Al Bundy, Phil Dunphy
Special features: ABS with ABD, dolby surround, heated seats
Foreign languages: British and American English, Deutsch