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n7zachammer, thatdapper1 and I spent part of our evening reviewing my Swaps plays mass effect multiplayer tag and laughing until we nearly cried.
And now we really want to play multi.
- Swaps: I was going to wake up tomorrow and write wedding fic. Instead I think I'm going to get shitty drunk and shoot things.
- Armalis: I was going to get up and write Liv fic, but instead I'm going to get shitty drunk and shoot things.
- Swaps: See, we understand each other on a fundamental leve.
- Armalis: It's why we get along so well.
- Ironmann: [dies]
- Swaps: [revives]
- Ironmann: [dies]
- Swaps: [revives]
- Ironmann: [dies]
- Swaps: [revives]
- Swaps: I'm here to save you.
- Ironmann: I don't think I want your kind of saving anymore.
Guys…anyone who plays multi on XBox is more than welcome to join us. If you'e never played it before, doesn’t matter. We’re HAPPY to help you. Whether that’s being silly on Bronze for a couple of matches or dragging you crying through Gold so you can earn some credits to buy packs and get better equipment. We’ll look out for you. We’ll teach you. We’ll show you around the map. Help you with builds. We’ll put a volus on the team to follow you around and shield boost you so you don’t fall over.
As someone who started this game with zero skill, and only play like I do because of lots and LOTS of time and practice, I will never, ever judge someone’s skill.
[Ok, I’ll judge RANDOMS. Because they’re randoms. But you’re not a random.]
[Also, I’m getting yelled at for hating on the Avenger. I AM NOT HATING ON THE AVENGER. OR THE MATTOCK.]
Replies! In which armalis cites a PERFECT EXAMPLE of ‘Damn it, Swaps.’ It was NOT one of my finer moments.
…but it was funny.
- Sarah: How do you want the phantom's head, Dapper?
- Dapper: A pizza box.
- Sarah: I don't think a head's gonna fit into a pizza box.
- Sara: I don't know, you are a giant machine. You could step on it, flatten her out a bit.
We’re playing Fleet and Flotilla on Platinum. Lady quarians and male turians only.
Hopefully this will go better than the Play Kits You’ve Never Played on Unkown/Unknown/Platinum.
You are too sweet, but of COURSE you can play with me. No one is out of my league because trust me my league is not based on talent or skill, it’s how stupid can you be while still having fun.
I would be happy to play with you. We love new/inexperienced players. Ability doesn’t matter. If you’re new, we’ll take care of you, show you the ropes, pick you up when you fall down, and help you earn some money so you can have nice things.
We play multi to laugh and have a good time with friends, so if you can do that, you’re in our league. :)
I’m swaps55 on XBox Live, so ping me if you want to play, and if you’re shy shoot me a friend request and I’ll invite you next time we have a gathering of folks and a burning need to set Cerberus on fire.
Hey, armalis.
So far this match a scion has beaten me to death with a club and a praetorian has sucked out my brains through a straw.