Tor’s Best Of The Decade: Reality TV

December 28, 2019

I did not realize I watch a lot of reality TV until I was making my TV list and had included a fair amount of them. I obviously prefer the talent competition side of reality TV over the more soap opera-y stuff.

10. Running Wild With Bear Grylls - The episodes where the celebrity is all in on the experience (Channing Tatum) are just as good as the ones where the celebrity does not want to participate (Shaq).

9. The Voice - The show is more entertaining than American Idol. It’s the judges. Unfortunately, it does not produce any superstars. I don’t understand why it doesn’t. How is Brynn Cartelli not a household name? She’s young and crazy talented. Kelly Clarkson let her open for her on tour. Why is she not famous? I don’t get it.

8. Project Runway - As someone who wears jeans and t-shirts all year round, I am continually surprised by how little I know about fashion. But the show is still enjoyable to watch in spite of its constant reminders of my sartorial deficiencies. I was very concerned when Tim Gunn left. He was the heart of the show, always encouraging people and reminding them that they’re great. I wish he could hug everyone who feels down in this world. It would be a better place. However, Christian Siriano seems to be a pretty great mentor too.

7. World Of Dance - I love how much the judges love dancing. I love that Derek Hough can be moved to tears multiple times a season. I love when a contestant gives JLo goosies. That’s different than goosing JLo. That doesn’t happen here. This is a nice show. I recommend Unity LA’s dance to “Piece by Piece.” It is pure art.

6. Holey Moley - My favorite part is when Rob Riggle makes Joe Tessitore crack up. I’m usually also cracking up. The golf part is fine but they make it for me.

5. Making It - It’s an arts and crafts competition show hosted by Amy Poehler and Nick Offerman. I don’t need to say anything else about it.

4. Songland - While it is cool to see an aspiring songwriter have their song sung by a successful recording artist, I love seeing the artist and the professional songwriters throw out ideas on how to improve the song. It is awe-inspiring to see truly talented people working together in a room. Every song that wins is great but I will recommend “Green Light” by Jonas Brothers and “Somebody To Love” by One Republic (made my Top 25 Songs list).

3. American Ninja Warrior - I’ve been watching this since Kacy Catanzaro went viral and my enthusiasm has not waned. I can easily name 40 ninjas. I look forward to it every summer. Of all the obstacles, the only one I think I can do is pushing the buzzer at the end. I practice by using the button from Taboo.

2. Nailed It - “Fondant Balls!” “HHHWES!” “What are you waiting for? GO!” “That tastes wild.” “You’re a treat.” “Thick Cakes!” “HWES!” So many great moments on Nailed It. You learn so much. Like how people don’t like to measure. Or read directions. Or, when in trouble, use rice krispie treats. If you haven’t seen a Nailed It, I recommend either of the two Jason Mantzoukas guest judge episodes.

1. Great British Bake Off - It is such a nice show. The hosts are always ready with encouragement when it’s needed. The music is so soothing. The bakers will help other bakers if they’re in trouble. The bakers stay in touch after the show is over and you can follow their friendships on Instagram. It is the most wholesome thing on television.