Him: Hey, M! Did you hear there’s a new Jay-Z album out?
Me: [shrugs]
Him: What, you don’t like the greatest rapper alive?
Me: Um…
Him: Oh, I know! You’re a Tupac kind of girl. You like the greatest rapper… who is DEAD.
Me: Well. I *do* like Tupac. And not just because of his eyelashes. Besides, he’s not dead. He’s alive and well and living under an assumed name in Florence, Italy. Last I heard he married Niccolò Machiavelli’s great great great great granddaughter.
Him: … [open-mouthed, horrified]
Me: Dude. Kidding?
Him: Oh. So. So you wanna hear the new Jay-Z album or what?
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Oh boy, I like Tupac so much! He was infinitely better than Jay-Z, and not just because he was infinitely better looking. ;) And I *still* think Nas trumps Jay-Z anytime!
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