Isn’t it great when your mom is super passive aggressive about your driving on the way to work and you almost have an anxiety attack 15 minutes before you have to show up and pretend to be nice to annoying customers?

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HEY Y’ALL GUESS WHO JUST WROTE 302 WORDS ABOUT PUBLIC SPEAKING ANXIETY IN HALF AN HOUR FOR MY ENGLISH CLASS

Originally posted by itsjust-laura

So I work at a fro-yo place at my local mall, and we have to stand n front of the store handing out samples every like 10 minutes. 

Well, today something happened while I was sampling.

I was just standing outside the store, blinding people with my Customer Service Smile, mentally begging them to take a sample before they all melt plEASE, when these three f***boy looking guys come up tp me (all wearing matching white shirts for some reason??). One of them says something along the lines of “Hey, you have a really pretty smile.”

Now me, being the ugly ass potato I am, I have no clue how to react because no one has ever said anything like this to me before. So I just keep awkwardly smiling as they grab every sample left on the tray (there were like 6 left) and walk away.

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So yep. That happened.

Ok, this is gonna be a long one, sorry! Basically every single thought I had during this performance and afterwards at the stagedoor is under the “Read More”. Enjoy!

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